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my wonderful hearty breakfast this morning is
i diced up some bacon and sliced some hot dogs and fried them up in bacon fat from last nights BLT's and i added 5 eggs and fake cheese and chasing it with a monster
the good news is im having whole wheat toast
hows everyone this morning?
winners get a slap on the ass and "good game"
1. What is my first name?
2. What is my favorite color?
3. Am I married, divorced, single or seperated?
4. How many kids do I have?
5. What type of music do I listen to the most?
6. What was my first car?
7. Do I have tatoos?
8. Am I a smoker?
9. Do i prefer the t.v. or to read?
thinking of doing some in the next few days.. heres an example i did for jenitalia a while back..who wants one?
"We shall extend and display respect to all others which reflects our own appreciation of humanity. We shall carry our pride quietly, neither boasting of ourselves nor speaking badly of others - often a dishonest method of self-praise. Yet we must be unashamed of our principles and honest in our criticisms."
~ Hawaiian Code of Conduct
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who wants one?
im gonna be bored tonite so im gonna make some
go rate her and stuff cuz all her points come to me cuz she altruized me for the next 12 hours and i need them
http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/w4m/1278339300.html
This is exactly what I am NOT looking for. If you recognize yourself in this list, please DO NOT send me an e-mail.
If you …
have served time in jail or prison
are married
are in an open relationship
have kids (sorry – it’s not about the kids; it’s about your ex-wife/gf, who is a huge part of that package deal)
live with your ex-wife/gf
don’t have your own checking account
consider frozen meat and Mountain Dew a meal
have atrocious table manners
don’t like dogs
don’t like cats
don’t like vegetarians
have not read a book in the last 3 months (magazines do NOT count)
identify yourself as “a Christian man”
describe yourself as “lonely”
post ads that include the words “massage” or “cuddling”
post ads promising to “treat you like a princess”
are looking to get married, settle down and have kids
don’t like sports
don’t like crowds
think that FOX News is fair and balanced
think that Ann Coulter makes a lot of sense
use the N word
haven’t cleaned your bathroom in over a month
DO NOT RESPOND TO MY AD!!!
I’m single, 44, no kids, looking for intelligent male companionship.
