Back by unpopular demand... NEWSFLASH!!!
Yes its been a while I know, but I have recently gotten a new staff of ferrets and we are ready to go at it again.
Our HQ is now located in Hellbillys Hideout, with offices in Snake Eyes Radio.
If your lounge would like a NEWSFLASH office please notify me... I'll think about it.
This time I will be doing something a little different, there will be advertising!
NEWSFLASH 12:47 PM: *Walks in, dusts the cobwebs off the ol' news desk and turns the coffee pot on*
NEWSFLASH 12:49 PM: Studies show that a ball of glass will bounce higher than a ball made of rubber. Studies also show that a ball of glass will do more damage when hurled at a window than a ball made of rubber. And while we are on the subject studies show that old peepulz get pissy when you break their windows with glass balls.
NEWSFLASH 12:52 PM: For those of you who haven't figured it out ... yes... I am opperating on central standard time.
NEWSFLASH 1:16 PM: Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day ... fuckin workahaulics
NEWSFLASH 10:54 PM: The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared and they hurt when flung at your head.
NEWSFLASH 11:02 PM: Rumor has it that the apollo moon landing photos were not, as once thought, taken in the New Mexico desert but rather taken on the moon. We at NEWSFLASH still arent at convinced.
