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FootBall Joke Funny or Not
created @ 08/26/2007 05:38 am
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So Peyton Manning is out in a bar celebrating his S.B. championship and he's shitfaced mind you, decides to take a piss so he gets up but walks out the wrong door right into the street, slam bang Peyton gets hit by a truck dies goes to heaven. God says to Peyton, my son I'm a huge fan and I have a mansion for you here in heaven come follow me. So Peyton follows God to his new mansion and hes all excited. The following day God asks Peyton how hes doing and Peyton says God thank you so much for my beautiful mansion but the mansion across the street is 10 times bigger and is covered with Patriots neon flashing logo signs and flags and banners not to sound ungrateful but why does Tom Brady get a better mansion? God replys no Peyton my son you have it all wrong.............. thats my mansion
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