MonChhiChi's blog: "Foolish inclinations and banter"

“Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish—a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart full of hate who has found a way to live out where the real winds blow—to sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested . . . Res ipsa loquitur. Let the good times roll.”

~Hunter S. Thompson, Generation of Swine: Tales of Shame and Degradation in the '80's

Just a thought:
When contemplating a Fubar Poke Fest with a girl you just met, perhaps in an effort to break the ice, do NOT make your first poke effort a lick, nibble, rub or tackle. That's about the equivalent of meeting a girl in a bar and using a cheesy pick up line such as, "Hey baby, wanna be my pet? Get down on all fours and I'll throw you a bone." (Yes, that actually happened.) May I suggest starting off with a smile, wink or even a hug. (I'm Southern. We love hugs.) If she responds with any of those pokes, then feel free to introduce yourself...minus the cheesy pick up line, of course.

Ok so apparently "No strings attached" is guy code for "I'm emotionally retarded but your vagina sounds neat!" 

A little advice to women everywhere...especially those with breast implants that may not feel or notice this problem. (and it is a major problem)
When putting your bra on, please, PLEASE remember to adjust the girls so that your nipples are uniform. It's a little unnerving when someone with largely high placed implants comes to my desk and she is facing north east and almost forward at the same time. It's like staring at someone with a rogue eyeball. 

Thanks for your support with this public service announcement.

If you're going to belittle someone on Fubar in your status for being stupid, please, for the love of all that is holy in the English language, use proper grammar!!! Otherwise, you just look like a bigger idiot. Just sayin' :p

Some days I don't want to leave my bed.  The sun can be so unforgiving when my emotions have a tendency to rise to the occasion like a sun worshipper rejoicing in the aging process of a ray of light. 

Thank goodness for gloomy days and sunglasses.

This is one of my favorite poems by E. E. Cummings and I'm posting it with my wisdom in mind...

i carry your heart with me
by e. e. cummings


i carry your heart with me (i carry it in
my heart) i am never without it (anywhere
i go you go, my dear; and whatever is done
by only me is your doing, my darling)
i fear
no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet) i want
no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true)
and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant
and whatever a sun will always sing is you

here is the deepest secret nobody knows
(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud
and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows
higher than soul can hope or mind can hide)
and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart

i carry your heart (i carry it in my heart)

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn .
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Do I look like a people person?
23. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
24. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
25. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
26. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
27. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
28. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
29. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
30. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
31. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
32. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
33. Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done.
34. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
35. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
36. Oh I get it... it's like humor... but different.