Oregon

tag:fubar.com,2010:blog-345826 Mon, 09 Jan 2012 22:26:05 -0800 Oregon A fubar user blog. http://fubar.com/blog/345826 noreply@fubar.com (Kristina) fubar tag:fubar.com,2010:BlogRSS-345826.post-1167880 Mon, 09 Jan 2012 22:26:05 -0800 2012-01-09T22:26:05-08:00 Oregon <h6 class="uiStreamMessage"><span class="messageBody">THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAS TO SAY ABOUT LIVING IN OREGON:<br /> If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there... you live in Oregon. <br /> If you’ve worn shorts, sandals and a parka at the same time... you live in Oregon. <br /> If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number... you live in Oregon. <br /> If you measure distance in hours... <span class="text_exposed_show">you live in Oregon. <br /> If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once... you live in Oregon. If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ and back again in the same day... you live in Oregon. <br /> If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both doors unlocked... you live in Oregon. <br /> If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching... you live in Central, Southern or Eastern Oregon. <br /> If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a 2 layers of clothes or under a raincoat... you live in Oregon. <br /> If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow and ice... you live in Oregon. <br /> If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction... you live in Oregon. <br /> If you feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash... you live in Oregon. <br /> If you know more than 10 ways to order coffee... you live in Oregon. <br /> If you know more people who own boats than air conditioners... you live in Oregon. <br /> If you stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the “Walk” signal... you live in Oregon. <br /> If you consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain... you live in Oregon. <br /> If you can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle’s Best, and Dutch Bros... you live in Oregon. <br /> If you know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye salmon... you live in Oregon. <br /> If you know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Clatskanie, Issaquah, Oregon, Umpqua, Yakima and Willamette... you live in Oregon. <br /> If you consider swimming an indoor sport... you live in Oregon. <br /> If you know that Boring is a city and not just a feeling... you live in Oregon. <br /> If you can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food... you live in Oregon. <br /> If you never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho... you live in Oregon. <br /> If you have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain... you live in Oregon. <br /> If you think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists... you live in Oregon. <br /> If you buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find the old ones after such a long time... you live in Oregon. <br /> If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your OREGON friends... you live or have lived in Oregon.</span></span></h6> noreply@fubar.com (Kristina) http://fubar.com/blog/345826/1167880#viewcomments http://fubar.com/blog/345826/1167880