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Santa Bring him home

2012-12-04T23:41:25-08:00

Dear Santa�
I need to change my Christmas list�
There's one big thing I missed�
You see my Daddy's working�
Far away from here�

And I know Santa�
I asked for a Barbie doll�
And a brand new soccer ball�
But I'd trade it all�
For just one gift this year.

Bring him home Santa�
Bring him home to Mom and me�
Let us wake up Christmas morning�
And find him standing by our tree�
You can pick him up on your way�
He could ride there in your sleigh�
Don't make him spend Christmas all alone�
Bring him home.

And Santa�
Here's a picture that I drew�
Of him in his dress blues�
Mama says�
Our country needs him over there�
And you know Santa�
This whole year I've been good�
And I was hoping that you would�
Do all you could to answer her prayer.

Bring him home Santa�
Bring him home to Mom and me�
Let us wake up Christmas morning�
And find him standing by our tree�
You can pick him up on your way�
He could ride there in your sleigh�
Don't make him spend Christmas all alone�
Bring him home.

PAY ATTENTION BOYS LISTEN TO YA GIRL

2012-01-18T05:40:55-08:00

Alright these are facts men should supposedly know about us :�1. We love guys who can play the guitar2. If you serenade us you'll instantly grab our hearts (even if your not good)3. We love guys who smell good4. No players!5. Don't lead us on, it hurts a lot more than you think it does6. Cuddling is good, don't be afraid to just hold us7. If we tell you a guy is harrasing us, that means we want you to defend us. We're not trying to make you jealous8. DON'T talk about other girls with us. Whether it be past or present. Girls we know are just your friends are okay, but if you�talk about a girl you like, once liked or ex, it makes us feel like we don't matter because your hung up on another girl9. Sometimes, the simpler the better10. MAJOR bonus points if you kiss us or something of that sort around your friends. We love knowing that your not afraid to be�with us11. If you make us laugh, that's always a good sign12. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT break a promise or your word. It hurts a whole hell of a lot more than you think it does.13. We would rather be called, Beautiful than hot. And in my experience, if you just call us cute all the time, it makes us feel�childish14. If we say we're cold, that means either hold us, or give us your jacket. Every girl wants to wear the guy she likes' jacket15. If you wait for the perfect moment, the perfect moment will pass you by. No girl will wait forever16. Forget our birthdays and your screwed.17. Girls are VERY easily jealous18. Girls talk. A lot. So don't expect us to not find something out.19. Make eye contact. We love to be looked in the eye.20. It's cheating if your doing something with another girl (that we know isn't just a friend) and you try and keep it a secret.�Except when it has something to do with surprising us.21. When you remember something that we've told you from a while back, it floors us. We love a guy who listens to us.22. ALWAYS introduce your girlfriend AS your girlfriend.23. If we catch you staring, don't look away, we love it when we maintain eye contact from across the room, it shows your�thinking of us.24. Random texts like "Thinking of you" and "I miss you" will always make our day. It shows your thinking about us, even whenwe're not there.25. Always remember, that every girl has a circle of protection. Meaning a group of guys (and maybe even girls) who will gladly�and happily beat the sh*t out of you if you hurt us.26. Just because we weren't told directly, doesn't mean we don't know. Like I said before, girls talk.27. If you talk to our friends, your whole conversation will be relayed to us. In detail.28. Unless we swear not to tell someone, or it's something no one needs to know, we will tell our best friend. But only her.�Gurenteed.29. If we seem upset, hold us and ask what's wrong.30. Every girl deserves a chance31. Sometimes, we like it when your jealous because it shows how much you really like us32. We don't really care what our friends think of you, but we care what your friends think of us.33. If we see that your friends, who we've never spoken to before, knows us by name, it shows that you talk about us to them.�Which we love to find out.34. As long as we get to talk to you, we're happy.35. All girls say we're "fine" when we're not. If we say it, we don't usually mean it.36. If we pull away, pull us back unless you can tell something in generally wrong and you need to talk.37. If we're crying, just hold us and let us cry, wait til we're somewhat calm to ask what's wrong38. When she's at her lowest, tell her she's never looked more beautiful.39. If she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her.40. When we're with our friends, walk up and just kiss us. It makes us feel great.41. Short answers, no eye contact, smiling or laughing means you did something wrong.42. If something is obviously wrong with us, ask us what's wrong. It means alot when you show you care.43. We over analyze everything. Nothing goes unseen.44. When your protective of us, we like it. But not too much because then we see it as posesive.45. We love it when you play with our hair, or give us a small touch in a non sexual way.46. Don't act like we don't exist when we're around your friends. It makes us think that we're not important.47. No matter where we are or what we're doing, we always, always, always want to hold your hand. We love the little things.48. When we walk away from you, mad or upset, we want you to follow us.49. We want you to fight for us. Period.50. When her eyes drop from your eyes to your lips, she wants you to kiss her.51. If she's rambling, kiss her to make her shut up. We love that. Seriously.52. If you're tickling us and we grab your hand trying to make you stop (in a good way) don't let it go. We grabbed your hand for�a reason.53. It may be cheasy, but we love it when we "argue" about who loves who more or who misses who more.54. Even though they may be HUGE on us, let us wear your shirts, jackets, sweatshirts, sweatpants and sometimes basketball�shorts, it makes us feel close to you when we're apart.55. Show off a little. We like it. And if you make you mess up while trying to show off (like falling or tripping) it makes it tons�better because we laugh.56. Hug us from behind and whisper in our ear. It doesn't matter what you say but we'll think it's cute.57. Don't be afraid to ask us out to our face. Especially if you know we like you. Some girls hate guys not being man enough to�ask us out face to face.58. Always tell us the truth. Even if you think it'll hurt us.59. When you hurt, we hurt because we care.60. Every girl has a certain song for every guy. Sometimes it's more than one.61. KISS US IN THE RAIN62. Don't be afraid to spend time with us and our family. Our family's mean a lot to us and the closer you are to our family, the more it means to us.63. Don't think that dates have to require an expensive restaurant. Taking us to somewhere cheap will satisfy us, just as long as we get quality time with you. Once again the simpler the better64. We love to get involved with some of the things you do. Teach us COD, introduce us to new stuff. We feel closer to you. (a little tip: if you take us mini golfing and we're "bad" that means we want you to come up behind us and help us by wrapping your arms around us to grab the club. We love that.)65. Don't say the "L" word unless you mean it.66. Don't lie to us. We will find out eventually. Either from something you do that contridicts it or from our friends. GIRLS TALK.67. When you break up with us, tell us the real reason. And do it to our face unless there's extenuating circumstances.68. If you break up with us, don't ignore us if it was on good terms. Sometimes we like keeping you as friends, it hurts to lose someone in our life. But if it was on bad terms we usually don't want to keep you in our life. At least not right away.69. Girls love to be complimented but don't go overboard with it. Telling her she's pretty and beautiful and sorts is annoying after a while. Don't over due it.70. Don't whine all the time to us. If you complain more than we do, then you're too high matinance. We'll help you with your problems but there's a line you don't cross.71. If you're going to break up with us, at least have the decincey to do it yourself. Don't make your best friend do it.72. Girls can be very self concious, and so even if your girlfriend doesn't say that she looks horrible, she may feel it. Compliment her. Especially when you see that she tried hard to look good.73. When you tell a girl you're going to ask her out, don't get upset when she gets tired of waiting on you.

Message from J

2012-01-09T20:38:52-08:00

"This shit is soo true we need to love this family more!"

-JUGGALOZ- Sorry to be all deep and serious but i got lots of shit on my mind. I'm tired of everything and everybody. The only thing i give a shit about in this hell we call a world is my Juggalo Family. The Carnival saved my life and my soul. My Juggalo Pride is the best thing that ever happened to me. It's starting to scare me for the fact when I sit back and actually observe the juggalo world, It seems like its going down hill. It seems to me that a lot of ninjas are out for self and trying to prove whos a bigger juggalo that who. There is no big or small juggalo. We are all the same. It doesn't take $4,000 is psychopathic merchandise to be a juggalo. Just because I got an old school mostastless jersey doesn't make me any better than a ninja with only one t-shirt. Being a juggalo is whats in your heart not whats on you clothes. I've seen juggalos callin each other juggahoes over spots in line at shows. That's BULLSHIT! Does anyone else realize this? Does anyone else feel the pain I do when my heart bleeds as I watch my family fall apart? We are all equal. Juggalos shoud not fight with one another! Remember? We are suppose to love each other! We need to be reunited as one once again. Just as we were before. "From the first jokers card, Carnival of Carnage, to the latest card. The Wraith: Shangri-La, we have been united as one by the powers of the Dark Carnival, the power that brings us together and makes us who we are, never again must you care what people think of you or what you do, this is our world and we live for each other!" If you own a copy of Dark Lotus, as soon as you get a chance, I want you to sit down and listen to ..15 enititled, "Juggalo Family." When the song is over, think about what it means and think about how it makes you feel. If yall want to laugh than go ahead but personally, When i sang the song i really didnt listen to the words but when I heard that song for the first time, I was at The Gathering of The Juggalos 2001 and when I listened to the words and took a look around at all the juggalos face, tears slowly came from my eyes and I thought to myself, "this is my family." It felt so good to know that the only thing I care about is right here with me. My juggalo family is the only thing true in my life. Nothing else has ever made me feel good. No person place or thing has ever looked at me as a part of their family. If you own a computer, get on a website such as realjuggalos.com and click on the icon "juggalos" search through the page and take a look at all of them and just think, each of them consider you family, each of these people can be trusted with your life just as they trust you with their life. We shouldn't be fighting, we should be giving each other hugs and saying, " I clown love you ninja!"to any of you that have web sites, i would greatly appreciate it if you could post this on your site. If you happen to have access to a copy machine, please make copies and give this to as many juggalos as possible. I want to make sure every juggalo world wide reads this letter I'm goin to do my damnest to save our juggalo world and reunite it, not only that but make our family bigger. We have over two million dedicated juggalos in the world but we must also be dedicated to each other. My heart, mind, body and soul goes out to each and every one of you. If you dont remember anything from this, at least remember this, "mass murder makes me happy, dead bodies make me happy, say what you will of me, I'll always have juggalo family" please repost this and help our sick family find there way back."

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