just some sound advice

noreply@fubar.com (Supporter of Troops RL BF of KmartKutie) — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 13:15:15 -0700

We learn to except the hardships,to face adversity,we learn to move forward,and to push on.We suffer heart ache,we suffer loss,but yet we still move forward.We as a people,have so much to share with one another,yet we hide inside,and suffer our own pettiness.Life is not about competing against each other,it is about understanding each other,helping those who are in need of a hand up.We have all fallen down,but it only matters how fast we get back up.As we move forward,into this future,we have to be there for our family,our friends,and hope that one day,if and when we fall,that some one will stand beside us,help us back to our feet,and perhaps even fight for us,just so we can continue to move forward.Love one another,be strong for someone today,and maybe even tomorrow.

vodka....who knew?

noreply@fubar.com (Supporter of Troops RL BF of KmartKutie) — Thu, 21 May 2009 08:32:29 -0700

Who Knew???

1. To remove a bandage painlessly,
saturate the bandage with vodka.
The stuff dissolves adhesive.
2. To clean the caulking around
bathtubs and showers,
fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka,
spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean.
The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses,
simply wipe the lenses with a soft,
clean cloth dampened with vodka.
The alcohol in the vodka cleans
the glass and kills germs.
4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka
and letting your safety razor blade
soak in the alcohol after shaving.
The vodka disinfects the blade
and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on wine stains,
scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.
6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to
your face as an astringent to cleanse the
skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo.
The alcohol cleanses the scalp,removes toxins from hair,
and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle
with vodka and spray bees or wasps to kill
them.

9 Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water into a
Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a slushy,
refreshing ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar
with freshly packed lavender flowers,
fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly
and set in the sun for three days.
Strain liquid through a coffee filter,
then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth
to rub vodka on your chest and
back as a liniment.

12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
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13 Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy
to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
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15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth.
Allow your gums to absorb some of the
alcohol to numb the pain.
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And silly me!
I've only been drinking the shit !

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just some sound advice

vodka....who knew?