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| family portrait blues |
created @ 08/6/2008 12:24 pm |
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i was outside doing my yard work ( by yard work i mean i was sittin in a chair drinkin a beer and watching my son push the mower) my wife came out and said we gotta go get one of the fancy family portraits done... naturally i declined stating that i already knew what everyone looked like so why the hell do i need a picture? after much pleading,cussing and debating i finally gave up and said ok
now i gotta get all slicked up and go listen to that uppity woman at walmart tellin me things like
sit up straight spit out that tobaccy smile damn you smile
should i get even with my wife for making me do this or not?
A. sit and smile purty (don't forget to put in my teeth) B. get good and drunk before the picture and vomit as she snaps it |
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