I stay signed on to my computer ALL THE TIME. I have insomnia. I like my job but I wish the commute wasn't so long. I am clever. I am creative. I get more ideas than I can get out of my mind. I love to try new things. VISA owns my ass. I love three day weekends. I believe that beef jerky is real food. My room is painted entirely black. I take photos... lots of them. I am a Mac whore. I am an identical twin. I'm very friendly, but not in a creepy way. I am a bad influence. I am an atheist. I am in the process of getting heavily tattooed. I make plans to make plans to do things (yeah I said that correctly). I am a comic book, graphic novel, and superhero movie geek. I love art but I'm very opinionated. I love to argue. I love to be proven wrong, but you have to earn it. I wish I could travel more. I hate to be teased. I almost don't care entirely if I make a fool out of myself. Sometimes all I eat is meat. Sometimes all I eat is brown rice. I'm pudgy. I like to read but wish I could do it faster. One word, two syllables CO-FFEE! I hate Will Ferrell. I love Christopher Walken. I am obsessed with the meaning of 42. If I won the lottery I believe I would live where I live, work where I work, and drive what I drive... but I would buy a LOT of digital photography equipment. I believe that no one will actually read this far... if you do message me with the codeword: Aardvark.