Cavalier Renegade's blog: "Deep thoughts - But I ain't JH."

I am going to ask a favor of my friends... I want to hear more on this MUMM It's all about dating and good form.. Please vote and comment, and tell your friends to do the same!

I love life. I owe 5 payments on my car, and then it's all mine! Of course, 2 hours ago the engine bearings locked, and it's gonna cost me 2400 to get a rebuilt engine. Now to try and find someone who will give me a decent trade value for my new Paperweight that was once a great car.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Men are from Earth, Women are from Earth. Deal with it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THIS KIND OF STUFF HAS GOT TO STOP IN OUR COUNTRY! We Must Stop This Immediately! Have you noticed that Stairs are getting steeper. Groceries are heavier. And, everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become! And people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they're red in the face! What do they think I am, a lip reader? I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize me. I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own refection........Well, REALLY NOW- even mirrors are not made the way they used to be! Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days! You're risking life and limb if you happen to pull onto the freeway in front of them. All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in my rear view mirror. Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days. Why else would they suddenly start labeling a size 10 or 12 dress as 18 or 20? Do they think no one notices that these things no longer fit around the waist, and hips? The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank, but in reverse. Do they think I actually "believe" the number I see on that dial? HA! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these people think they're fooling? I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on -- but the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too: they've printed the phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in here! All I can do is pass along this warning: We are under attack! Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these awful indignities. PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SO ON A S POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED! PS: I am sending this to you in a larger font size, because something has caused my computer's fonts to be smaller than they once were.

This little blurb is making the rounds of the Bulletins: He handed her 100 roses. 99 real. 1 fake. He said i'll love you until the last one dies.. She gladly accepted them. But when she grabbed them. She said "one of these is fake!" He said "exactly. that's because i will love you forever." ---------------------------------------- Seems a few women out there are saying this is what they want from romance. So, I thought I'd share a story. You see, when I got involved with my Wife, I was (And still am) the type to speak my mind, and always tell it like it is. One day, she tells me that she loves me. I ask her how much, and she does the typical holding out of arms and says "This much". I smile and thank her. A few moments later, she asks me how much *I* love HER. I hold up my hand, and put thumb and index finger together, making an O shape. I tell her I love her that much. She looks disappointed, so I finally let her in on what it meant. "It's a circle" I say "My love starts at the top, and keeps going around forever." THAT my friends is romance. :)

I used to be an amateur drink master, coming up with "official" drinks for varying events. I'm going to be posting some of the best here over time, so people can try them out. Today's Drink was called "Purple Jesus". It received it's name from the color, and the result. :) First, in a LARGE container *By large, I mean like those 5 gallon drink dispensers - Do NOT use Metal!) add equal parts of: White rum Vodka Gin White Tequila Everclear Purple Grape Juice. (Not punch, actual juice) To this mixture, add @ 40 oz of Maraschino Cherries, juice and all. Taste the mixture, and then add and mix in Sugar until mixture is sweet. *The next step is critical!* Allow mixture to sit 3 days covered in a dark, cool place. This will allow the Sugars to produce more alcohol, increasing the Proof. it also allows the Cherries at the bottom to soak up as much alcohol as possible. After the 3 days, serve chilled. After the liquid is gone, save cherries for use in cooking - Or enjoy them right then, sharing with friends. *Me - I always shared - Because the cherries by this time WILL get someone drunk* Try it one day for a party, and enjoy!

Now if I could only remember where I left off on my list...

But I'm pretty sure this one would be going just a BIT too far in the humor department.. Basically, it would be along the lines of: NAKED PICTURES!!! OK, so a lot of people have "Naughty" pictures of themselves here.. Inquiring minds want to know your reaction.. It's Whack! or I Whacked! Should I do it? LOL

http://www.2loop.com/3drooms.html I probably would.. I'm just strange like that...

I so want to get this - I think it'd be awesome. http://knufflebunneh.blogspot.com/2006/06/those-who-find-showers-boring_30.html