Klink's blog: "Dear diary"

Michael are getting tired. I will call him Eric again.

When i would leave Øuahidri state in Hadramaut i unfortunatly got back to Finland. The time i have been away the anger had grown on me, they took me in captivity and shoot me at dawn. I only pretend that i was dead. When we had exchanged telefone numbers and shoesize, i left for new adventures again.

I write this cling to a penguin. My boat sank, and i had to find something witch floats. I first called the penguin George, then Mike, then Eric and now Eric again. If i am lucky it have a relative in Copenhagen. By the way i think the municipality should salt the icy water, Eric slips all the time. I think i will call him Michael.

Finally i`m away from Finland. I turned left and arrived to Øuahidri State in Hadramaut. It is a country build on ecological pudding. All the people living there, are called "uncle Christian." All the football teams, named "FC relax now man". All their fish-stores, named "Here are fish" All their playgrounds are filled with rubber. Luckely there are no playgrounds. It s good behavior to kill their children, when they have visitors. They also have other odd customes If you tie your shoelace wrong, you must do it all over again. If you don`t breath, you will choke. If you beat your head with a bat, it hurts. If you wanna shop at wallmart, well please do so, nothing there!