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Date from hell
created @ 03/5/2009 03:31 pm
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I need help. I went on a first date if you will with a guy. He picked me up at work, I ran out and we drove to a sandwich place right around the corner. We jump out of the truck and (Im 58 wearing 4 stilettos) Im faced with a guys whose face is damn near in my tits. Had he have been close enough they would have been.

So we go inside and are waiting to order when he proceeds to tell me that Im not allowed to wear these shoes on our next date. (My first thought are you KIDDING me? Little early for that buddy). We go outside and await our food and he proceeds to ask me why Im single and I tell him I just got out of a relationship. I ask him how his day has been and he proceeds to start talking about work and how he delivers bread for Sara Lee or something similar. He goes on and on telling me his routes and the stores he delivers too and the time and that people stalk him waiting for the fresh bread but he lays down the law and makes them wait because he can. insert eye roll here* He then tells me how he wouldnt date an ugly chick (how the subject got on this I have no idea). I tell him that looks arent everything and he responds back telling me yeah but Im not taking one for the team and dating a pug. (My next thought are you KIDDING me? Youre like two feet tall.)

So after him rambling on for another 20 minutes I tell him I have to go back to work and he asks me when were going out again and I tell him Ill call him. He immediately text messaged me and told me he missed me and has been calling and texting ever since.

How do I get rid of this guy? Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.


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