JeniWren's blog: "Dancing Bananas!!!"

I did something incredibly stupid today.

I think I have a hairy upper lip, the beautician says no and that it is hardly noticeable. It is too fine for electrolysis so she won't do anything about it. I guess she's right but it doesn't stop me from wanting to get rid of it.

Anyway, I nair it. But today I manage to get some cream on my bottom lip (I mean on the lip itself) and I didn't even notice it until I came to remove the cream and I took my lip with it. 

It is still stinging.

My head is ready to burst, it has been like this for a week now. You know those sweets you put on your tongue and they sort of sizzle? ... that is what my brain feels like, my body isn't far behind it. I am full of electricity, I daren't touch anything or I will more than likely give myself a shock. This is all due to the weather, it is too close here and I need it to storm to clear the air. It is starting to drive me mad.

I suffer from migraines, but not in the typical sense you all probably think. I suffer from the first two phases of a migraine, which means I see bright shiny sparkly things (lolz) and I have paralysis on my left side. This part has always annoyed me, as I can be walking down the street and I suddenly turn into quasimodo .... dragging my left foot and dropping things. If I have a bag over my left arm, it will be gone and I wouldn't even notice, I need to sit down and I need to sit down soon or i'll topple over like a weeble. Ask me to shake your hand and I won't be able to. It has gotten me some really weird looks over the years when I explain that I am suffering from a migraine, people expect you to have a searing headache and be flat on your back. I rarely get headaches ... only when the weather is all fucked up like it is now and there has been a drop in barometric pressure do I suffer from the last two phases of a migraine.

Yeah there is 4 phases to a migraine and not everyone who gets migraine suffers from all of them, mine is a rare form. I can tell you there is going to be a storm days before it has been broadcast. This gets me weird looks as well, especially when i'm carrying a brolly and it is in the 80s.

I am trying to transfer my files from my older comp onto my new one using Windows Easy Transfer thingy ....

It looks like it's working, but here is the but ..... it is still on the screen which says it's checking what can be transferred, please note it isn't stuck ...

This screen says this could take a few minutes and right now it has taken approx. 600 mins. I would say that is a lot more than a few. Has anyone ever used this software before???

I was going to say something else ... but I forgot what it was, must have been a lie.

I've been a bling polishing hoar to day and as some have previously pointed out ... people leave FU with the strangest statuses never to return. Here are a few I found today ...

1) Nite nite my fav dork --- musn't have been that fav a dork, you nvere came back!

2) Starting a new life in Virginia on Friday ---- They have no internet in Virgina?

3) I love my Fu owner she's the best --- Liar, you haven't been on in months!

4) Merry Christmas everyone --- Which christmas?

5) Who wants to be my Valentine? --- Obviously no one!

6) I'm a bee! --- I guess someone swatted you!

7) I' back! --- No one cared enough as she's gone again.

8) WTF??????? - What your Fu-hoar ran off with another DJ?

9)You are the antidote that gets me by, something strong like a drug that gets me highhhh... --- You overdosed didn't you?

10) Can I get a drink or a gift U 4got about me? --- Most certainly looks like it! 

These people just seem to go poof!!!

Thanks Mark for being there when I needed you. (nb. not sparkly Mark) The guy from my stoned blogs!

And Kins .... just when I needed cheering up, you sent a text. I could pinch your lovable cheeks :) You had just knocked one out or so you said. But i'll forgive you!

Jai, I told him what you said :( .... he says not to worry you are both GAY!!! :)

And thanks to everyone else that has had to listen to me whinge.

Thanks!!!

I'm not going to rant about it as there is nothing I can fvcking well do about it at the moment. My computer is fvcked!

So if i'm off and on and you think i'm ignoring you all i'm not.

I will replace it asap.

I can't sleep, have been awake all night, so have been looking at pics ... no, not the rude ones.

I come across a folder on someones profile named the hubby files, with a name on one of the pics. Now this hubby is also a new member but has a totally different name to this guy in this folder .... but it is actually the same guy.

Now me being nosy (or you could call me sherlock), goes back to the new member profile to see if there are any links, no links whatsoever and he has been invited by this other guy. So I go to this other profile, no links on that profile either to the original profile with the hubby folder in.

Now i've got Mickey Rourke in my bartab .... and I know I didn't add him.

Do you think i've been awake too long?

Someone just reminded me that I should have qualified as a nurse today.

*sighs*

Oh well, life sucks at times!!!

Onwards to the new year!