Curse of the Horror Movie Stalkers!!!
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Be queit Laurie Strode, don't make a noise
Michael Myers is gonna kill half of Illinios
and if that Shape doesn't kill us all
we'll have to wait until next fall.
but in the meantime, Jason'll slit your throat
in Crystal Lake, New York, or a boat
or mabey Freddy will get you in your dreams
and fill up Elm Street with lots of screams.
don't open that box you stupid ass
or Pinhead and his crew will cause a bloody mass
don't say his name five times you stupid bitch
or Candyman will gut you like a fish.
Jigsaw has a tumour in his head
but that doesn't mean he won't chain you to a bed
Leatherface will cut you up inside his home
like Sherrif says, meat is meat and bone is bone.
don't play with Chucky he's not a nice guy
call you a whore and stab you in the eye
and it that falls that acid rain
soon you'll be, devouring brains.
Ash has a boom-stick and a saw of chain
with that he'll cause deadites pain
Captain Spaulding likes a big rump
and oh yeah, TINY FUCKED A STUMP!
