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| | Cubby likes Poetry. |
| created @ 08/29/2008 09:46 am |
| mum expired. [FRIENDS] |
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I have a lost love story of my own.
Happened on the set of Claira's heart.
I'll never forget her, her name was Deannaa.
She was Whoopie Goldberg's stand in.
Her skin was so soft, her lips were so sweet,
she had these tiny little Hershey Kiss nipples.
That you just wanted to suck on all night long.
Anyways, the last day of shooting i told her, D-bird, were going to have to break up.
I dont think i can take on that kind of responsibility.
What a big mistake. (Slaps face)
Let me be clear. There is nothing i love more on this earth,
than i love more than a hot new wet pussy.
What does the PH stand for in NPH?
Poon Handler...
Point is, even though i love having sex with some hot, random trim..
a day hasn't gone by that i haven't thought about Deannaa.
Every time i see a bag of Hershey kisses, my balls get so wet.
Here's to you Deannaa...
Hope you kept the baby.
Neil Patrick Harris, 2008
(tears, that was beautiful)
Make up my mind.
Should i put the DVD player away and ask for a sponge bath?
or
Just take the 88th nap i've had in the last 2 days?
or
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