An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for
several years.
He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted
mango and avocado trees.
The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he
also had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit
trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam
to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a ten litre
bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women
skinny-dipping in his dam.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the
deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the crocodile."
Moral: Old men may walk slow, but they can still think fast.