all throughout time
there has been a question on everyones mind
It's not about Love or friendship or living
has nothing to do with hate or getting or giving
this is much more serious
am I making you curious?
This question is something untold
do you CRINKLE or do you FOLD?
What the hell are you talking about?
hold on, hold up,
I'll tell you don't shout
When you're sitting on the throne
and you're doing your thing all alone
If you reach for the paper and you fold,
you're soul could be a little more cold
Thats what you do?
well than this is you,
You're a tight ass
with a little sass
things must be perfect
or your brain will fore fit
You're much more organized
so you'll never be surprised
Life will be ok
as long as things go your way
Now the others crinkle
whenever they tinkle
these people are much more relaxed
not to worry when their photo comments are maxed
They are calm and cool
not to be anyones fool
these people are great
not phony or fake
not in a rush to get hitched
if they're your friends you'll never get ditched
Next time you reach for the toilet paper
I want you to do me a little favor
whether you tinkle or even poo
just figure out who is you?
Are you a tightass who likes to fold?
or the crinkler who's a little more bold?
Which type am I when I pee?
Well as for that, I'm "Just me"
