Creepy has a very inventive mind, and he puts it to frequent good use in coming up with new and
innovative ways to remove DBs. When he gets a good idea, he never skimps on the funding, nor does he balk
at putting in whatever time and effort are needed to see it through to realization.
This was one of his more ambitious projects, but, as you can see, it was well worth the considerable
investment that he made in it. Not only does it attract thousands of DBs to their deaths every week, there is
nothing quite like it if you're in the mood for an evening of non-stop laughter. What could be more amusing
than watching a dance floor full of dumb DBs as they dance perilously around. close to, and finally right into
holes providing access to an ultra-modern, super-efficient DB-burner that takes up the entire lower floor?
Many people who come to the Dance-A-Thons get a kick out of wagering money on which of two DBs will be
the first to dance into a hole. You should hear them shriek with excitement when the DBs that they've bet
on start spinning and whirling their way closer and closer to a hole's edge. It's really hilarious when one
gets right on the lip of a hole, loses it balance, and tries desperately to recover. During those brief seconds,
many people hurriedly place additional bets on whether the DB will regain its balance and go on dancing or
topple in and burn. The howls of delighted laughter and make-believe sympathy when one falls through are
extremely infectious. Another betting variant is to put money on which of several holes will swallow the most
DBs. There are lighted tally boards on the walls to facilitate this kind of wagering.
If you and your friends are looking for a great way to spend a night out, you really cannot afford to
overlook the Dance-A-Thons. If one has not come to your town yet, be assured that one soon will. Oh! It
also should be mentioned that the music is really great.
