Over 16,538,613 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
Just think (from a recent commercial) What if God could call you on the phone....
I'm going to add, what if he could call you every time you did something wrong? How offend would you be on the phone? I know of a few that will be on the phone all the time...
Bob if you read this, you know your one... 
