ParadoxiMoxie's blog: "crap n stuff"

1. What was the last thing you ordered from McDonalds? you couldnt pay me to eat that shit or feed it to anyone else either 2. When was the last time you got totally wasted? uhm...i actually dont know...its been awhile 3. Do you own a canoe? yup 4. What was the last button you pushed? this question is stupid 5. Do you have or want any Piercings? got - tongue, ears done. n im thinkin maybe an eyebrow 6. Do you have or want any Tattoos? got the next 3 planned out 7. Are you in love? *rolls eyes* 8. Have you ever been in love? fuck you 9. What are your plans for college? finished college a long time ago thanx 10. Do you own a pet hedgehog? why would i want one of those fuckin things? 11. What color is the wall closest to you? eggshell 12. Did you enjoy your last kiss? sure 13. Have you ever set foot in a tanning salon? why would i do a stupid thing like that? 14. Would you rather be a genie or a witch? no. 15. Have you ever played strip poker? yup. 16. What's your mother's favorite color? blue 17. Fast Food Restaurant or Chinese Takeout? fuck fastfood...gooo chinese 18. If you could move, would you? already got it planned 19. Do you prefer hot tea or iced tea? iced...unless im sick than hot 20. What is your favorite musical? Seven Brides for Seven Brothers 21. When did you stop believing in Santa Clause? never believed in him in the first place 22. Who was your first crush? some kid 23. What's the wildest thing you've done? define 'wild' 24. Ever blacked out from drinking? nope 25. Ever meet "Dave the Goofy Professor" from GoofyAuctions.com? oh fuck off 26. Have you ever faked being drunk? thats just stupid 27. What's your dad's favorite color? plaid 28. Ever contemplated suicide? who hasnt 29. How many numbers are in your phone book? too many 30. How many of them have you done stuff with? define 'stuff' 31. Do blondes really have more fun? who gives a shit? 32. Ever fallen out of love? duh. 33. Have you ever smoked tobacco out of a hookah? nope n it dun interest me in the least 34. Who do you hate the most? he knows who he is 35. Have you ever donated to charity? battered womens shelters only. 36. Are you donating your organs? no whats mine is mine n its coming with me. 37. What is by far your favorite moment of life? oh shut up already 38. How many people have you been with? 12 39. Who is the prettiest person you know? ur mom 40. What is the last thing you ate? breaded trout with fresh green beans, cornbread stuffing, corn on the cob, salad n tomato parmesan focaccia bread...all from mah own kitchen thank you very much. 41. What's the last thing you drank? peach iced tea 42. Ever been on ecstasy? no 43. What hurts the most? reading these stupid questions 44. Who has it easier, guys or girls? girls have to give birth. 'nuff said 45. Who called you last? moms

1. Describe your ex in one word: asses. all of them. 2. Do you have a favorite type of pen? papermate visibility 3. When's the last time you got a hickey? cant remember 4. What does the 4th text in your inbox say and from who? "Yeah. Cause i phrased it like that. I got mind control now. Picked it up at Target on sale last week." 5. Are you missing someone right now? I'm ALWAYS missing someone<---what she said 6. What color are your bedroom curtains? blinds. 7. What color are the seats in your car? grey 8. Have you ever had a black and white cat? yup 9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on? wtf do i need stamps for... 10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming? yup 11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time? uhm...to transfer money? i think 12. Who was the last baby you held? Cadey 13. Do you know any twins? hmmmm just some from high school<---what she said 14. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste? oh disgusting 15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago? Geo Metro 4 door LSI 5 speed 16. Sex in the back seat? once 17. Last time you went to Six Flags? that time i took the kids with Ass 18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house? not so much 19. Closest thing to you that is yellow? a spoon 20. last person you gave a hicky to? some ass 21. Who is the last person you wrote a check to? apt complex - rent 22. Closest framed picture to you? all three girls 23. Last time you had someone cook for you? fuck if i know 24. What was it? couldnt tell ya 25. What have you done so far today? dishes laundry watered herbs etc etc 26. Last time you received flowers? i'd rather not remember thanx 27. Do you think the sanctity of marriage is meant for only a man & woman? yes 28. Do you play air guitar? no...the drums 29. Has anyone ever proposed to you? some ass 30. Do you take anything in your coffee? cream no sugar 31. Last person you kissed? Cadey 32. What was your high school's rival mascot? does it look like i give a fuck? 33. Last person you spoke to from high school? Marc 34. Last time you used hand sanitizer? this morning 35. Would you like to learn to play the drums? no 36. Would you like to learn to play the guitar? yup 37. What is in your inbox at work? anal lube..jk 38. What's by your bed? end table on one side...bookcase on the other 39. Where do you hide the naughty things in your room? dun have naughty things. im celibate. 40. What is the last place you bought pizza from? Papa Johns 41. What color is your cell phone? silver 42. What is the last thing you stapled? your ass to your forehead 43. Did you ever drink clear Pepsi? no pop for me please 44. Are you ticklish? somewhat 45. Last time you saw fireworks? 4th of july ha 46. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut? i hate donuts 47. Who is the last person that left you a message & you actually returned their call? moms 48. If you could talk to one person right now, who would it be? . . . 49. Do you have a black dog? used to 50. Do you have pickles in your fridge? yup. 51. Are you an aunt or uncle? nope. i hope my brother never procreates. 52. Who has the nicest eyes that you know? an eye is an eye is an eye 53. Who's the best kisser you know? i dont know anyone here...that solves that :D 54. What did you do last night? mummed

Toys of the 80's Q: Did you own a Light Brite? A: still do Q: Played with Strawberry Short Cake dolls? A: ya huh Q: Played with GI-Joe dolls? A: set my brothers on fire... Q: Have a He-man or She-Ra toy? A: no huh Q: Own a slinky? A: still do! Q: Had a Jem doll? A: yes! *sings* jeeeem is truly outrageous truly truly truly outrageous jem is my name no one else is the same...JEM! Q: What about a Cabbage patch kid? A: yuppers...still have it too Q: Own a big wheel? A: no huh but i used to steal mah brothers... Q: Traded Garbage Pail Kids? A: hell yeah Q: Had a Popple? A: a few Q: Had a Pound Puppy? A: i stole my brothers Q: Had an Easy Bake oven? A: hell no...but moms bought mah kid one... Cartoons of the 80's: Did you watch the following cartoons? Q: Thundercats? A: blech Q: Jem and the Holograms? A: yuppers Q: G.I. Joe? A: blech Q: Rainbow Brite? A: yup Q: Care Bears? A: *vomits* i HATED the care bears Q: He-man or She-Ra? A: yep Q: Fraggle Rock? A: fuck yeah! *sings* down in fraggle rock *clap clap* Q: Shirt Tales? A: once or twice Q. Jabber Jaws? A: nope Q: Smurfs? A: yeah Q: Transformers? A: blech Q: Mighty Mouse? A: blech Q: The Littles? A: yessssssssssssssssss Q: Gummi bears? A: yup yup Q: My Little Pony? A: porno ponies? no please Shows of the 80's: Did you watch...? Q. The A-Team? A: yes! Q: Charles in Charge? A: yes! Q: Cosby Show? A: only cuz my mother made me...eff the cosbys Q: Hee-Haw? A: im not inbred... Q: Miami-Vice? A: ya huh Q: Knight Rider? A: bet your ass!!! Q: Punky Brewster? A: ya huh Q: Pee-Wee's Play House? A: fuck pee wee too Q: Saved By The Bell? A: most definitely Q: Silver Spoons? A: ish Q: Just The Ten Of Us? A: yesssssssssssssssss Q: Cheers? A: only in re-runs Q: Dallas? A: no effin way Q: Love Boat? A: duh...*sings* looove boat...exciting and new...climb aboaaard...lmao Q: Incredible Hulk? A: FUCK YEAH Q: The Dukes of Hazzard? A: sometimes Styles of the 80s Q: Did you have big bangs? A: nope Q: Have a mullet? A: nope Q: Liked Michael Jackson's music? A: only billie jean Q: Know the Golden Girls theme song? A: who doesnt??? Q: Wear Kangaroo sneakers? A: not so much Q: Own a pair of Guess Jeans? A: yup Q: Like Ocean Pacific clothes? A: yup Q: Wear Jordache jeans? A: yup Q: Own anything LA Gear? A: no! Q: Watch MTV a lot? A: yep Q: Have a pair of High tops? A: no fuck high tops Q: Have a Trapper Keeper? A: lmao yup Q Own a Swatch watch? A: yessssssss Q: Did you love the 80s? A: ehhhh not so much.