Wicked's blog: "Cornflake Champion"

Some of you might know, that I decided to arrange a cornflake challenge. I enrolled three of my male friends to see who could outlast the other. Apparently, Mr. Kellog invented cornflakes to prevent masturbation. After researching this bullshit. I decided to test out the theory. The challenge was on, Hugh, Master of Puppets, Short Bus and I decided to eat cornflakes for a week and see who would come out victorious. Well personally I have to admit (yes Hugh) I admit it only took about 12 hours before I lost the challenge. The winner was MAster of Puppets he has alot of determinitaion and has one yes won a years supply of Kellogs Cornflakes and 5 pornos. In second place Hugh, altho there is some suspicion he lied about the timing of the act. I will give in under Rev's scrutiny. In third place..... me In four and last place, Short Bus who we all are quite surprised he lasted till after work. Now last but not least in this sad but hillarious rant of mine. I being of sound mind( for the time being) warn people that cornflakes is not a masturbation supressor, but only a cereal... Please do not try this at home......