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Cleavage Lick
created @ 03/31/2007 05:40 pm
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What started out as a joke, has turned into something really funny. I lick women's cleavage at parties and bars. Women who know I'm going to be there will actually wear clothes showing off their cleavage just so I will lick it. Most of the women laugh about it. I have had a few that were wanting to kick my butt but most of the time they just walk up to me and for lack of a better term "bare it"

As you can see in my default pic, some women want an autograph, a pic with me or run go tell their friends so, I have to it again in front of them. On a normal night on the town, I end up with some of the best looking chicks in the bar sitting at my table. Even the band will say, "Damn that's the table I want to be at"

Should I capitalize on this by having T-shirts made up with a saying like "I got a Goddess lick" or "The Goddess was here!" that they could buy?
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