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How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those Who died on the 11th of September, 2001... Thought you might like to know what happened In a little town north of Bakersfield , California . After you finish reading this, Please forward this story on to others So that our nation and people around the world Will know about those who laughed When they found out about the tragic events In New York , Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon. On September 11th, A Budweiser employee was making a delivery To a convenience store in a California town Named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred In New York when he entered the business To find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval And support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, Called his boss and told him Of the very upsetting event! < /SPAN> He didn't feel he could be in that store with those Horrible people. His boss asked him, 'Do you think you could go in there long enough To pull every Budweiser product and item Our beverage company sells there? We'll never deliver to them again.' The employee walked in, Proceeded to pull every single product his Beverage company provided and left With an incredible grin on his face. He told them never to bother to call for A delivery again. Budweiser happens to be the beer of choice For that community. Just letting you know how Kern County Handled this situation. And Now The Rest Of The Story: It seems that the Bud driver and the Pepsi man Are neighbors. Bud called Pepsi and told him. Pepsi called his boss who told him to Pull all Pepsi products as well!!! Tha t would include Frito Lay, etc. Furthermore, word spread and All vendors followed suit! At last report, The store was closed indefinitely. Good old American Passive-Aggressive A$$ Whoopin! Pass this along, America needs to know That we're all working together! If you can read this. Thank a teacher... If you are reading it in English.... THANK A SOLDIER!!! If you do not send this You have no soul !!!!

It's kinda sad, but the whole mess I mentioned in my prievious entry (attention everyone) has re-occured. the Psycho I re-united with pulled the same old shit and then some. Well, oyu live you learn. Mandy will never see chance 3

I have some wonderful news, I have been re-united with the most wonderful woman in the world. Her name is Mandy and I love her as much as I did before we had our problem (DONT ASK!!) we had been seperated for about 2 weeks but we both came to our senses. Mandy is currently expecting. YES, WE ARE PARENTS OF TWINS. love to all my fu-buddies Dave

1. What is the 1st thing you notice on the opposite sex? thier build I'm into women with some padding but not too big 2. What is your favorite body part on the opposite sex?lol big boobies 3. What 1st drew you to your current bf/gf? I don't have one, but my last gf came on to me and it was magic 4. When did you first start liking the opposite sex?probally when i was about 6 5. Who was your fist true love? Jenny we are still friends but a 13 yr old and a 11 yr old as bf/gf never last 6. (women) What is your bra size? 7. (men) Have you ever measured your penis? I have and if you want to know my size you'll have to meet me to see it 8. When did you lose your virginity? At 13 9. Did you enjoy your 1st sexual experience? HELL YAH!!! 10. (women...or gay men) Biggest penis you've ever had? 11. Ever make out with someone of the same sex? No Theres a sign on my ass, "EXIT ONLY" 12. Are you straight, bi or gay?im straight 13. Do you remember your 1st orgasm? OH! YES! YES! 14. Do you prefer aggressive or passive partners? Both we can take turns 15. Are you aggressive or passive?both 16. Ever been tied up? yes 17. Ever have a 3sum? not yet 18. Ever participate in an orgy? no 19. Do you like oral sex?yes I love it a. give? Yes and I'm quite tallented @ carpet munching b. receive? If she's good at it YES, but I can teach. 20. How old were you when you 1st performed or received oral? dont remember 21. Any celebrities you would have sex with if you could? yes but the list is too long 22. Favorite position? I have two, the first has her on her side. I straddle her lower thigh and add lift her top leg so her knee/calf is on my shoulder. This allows for long, deep strokes and contact to other body parts especially the ass and clit. the other I prefer to demo, any body interested!?!?!?!? 23. Do you have a least favorite position? doggy, only because it makes seeing my lovers face difficult to see and her expressions tells me alot about how much she is or isn't enjoying the action. 24. How many sex partners have you had? #BLUSH# 25. Have you tried anal? YES! 26. What position brings you to orgasm fastest? SEE Q:22 add anal 27. Do you watch porn?yes occasionally 28. Have you ever made your own porn? not yet 29. Does anyone have nude pics of you? not yet 30. Do you have a racial preference in a bf/gf? no 31. Would you consider hooking up with an old flame? Many of them. 32. Ever thought of having sex with a co worker? I did once and she's my ex-wife now 33. Do you masterbate? occasionally 34. Craziest place you've ever masterbated? WONT TELL!! 35. Wildest place you've ever had sex? in the livingroom infront of some of our friends 36. What's better? Drunk sex or makeup sex? Make up I guess, I've never had drunk sex that I can remember 37. Kinkiest thing you've ever done sexually? STRIP TWISTER!

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