madetodelight's blog: "celebrity rehab"

[CBS boardroom]

howard :

we’re trying to uphold a standard Mr. Wilson

boardmembers :

here, here

[Howard raises his glass]

i’d like to propose a toast to Eve

to the world’s best CEO and friend

[Eve grins]

i’m just trying to run a good company

and you guys are good company

especially you Howard

love,

eve & howard

howard :

that's a sad moon rising

Eve looks up

i guess it is

howard :

did you know Jupiter has 63 moons?

Eve looks at Howard

[Howard smiles]

i told you we could take advantage of the Wifi out here

meanwhile

a couple of cars over

boyfriend :

that’s a glad moon rising

girlfriend :

it is?

as she finishes kissing him breathlessly

he puts on some more music

i told you we could take advantage of the hifi out here

63 more tunes to go

to herself

63???

meanwhile

eve :

…. And that happened 63 afternoons ago?

howard :

uh huh

eve :

Howard when you said we could go cruisin’ with The Internet i thought you meant the group

howard :

that’s a music group?

eve :

huh uh Howard

i’ve seen your playlist

as she clicks on Howard’s I-Tunes

howard :

okay Eve

you got me

a bit later

after listening to Ode to a Dream, Web of Me, and Visions

Howard says as Eve finishes kissing him breathlessly

this doesn’t bode well for the ice cream

pointing to the unopened pints of Ben and Jerry’s

eve :

we’ll buy more

as she pulls Howard to her

Howard shrugs

63 more tunes to go

eve :

huh?!

howard :

nothing

.

.

.

love,

eve & howard

 how could i see through your swirl of litigating questions

                you constantly had my friends guessing

were you a curse

                             or a blessing

i personally think you were a bottle of Wesson sent to teach my cooks a lesson

looks like we’re getting busy

i’d better go

by the way

we won the Iron Chef competition

 

 

                                                               your friend,

                                                               Eve

 

Howard takes another look at the letter

these are getting better and better

 

 

                                                                                 love,

                                                                                 eve & howard

 

 

would a night of watching Austin Powers with her

               give us the power

to shower each other with enough good humor

             to remove the rumors

that i'm the spy who shagged her?

 

Howard stops and looks at the letter

i could walk up to her and tell her that i’m her international man of mystery

but then she’ll think of me as the spy who bragged to her

tapping his pen thoughtfully

 

 

                                                                                 love,

                                                                                 eve & howard