Now Boudreaux, he fall in love wit Marie and he ax
> > was very naive and uninformed about da birds and da
> > Boudreaux was a poor fisherman and could not afford
> > to take much time off for a honeymoon. So, dat night
> > dat dey were married, dey retired to his little shack on da
> > Bayou Teche. When Boudreaux was undressing, Marie
> > said, "Oh Boudreaux! What dat is?"
> > Boudreaux, being very quick thinking and sensitive to
> > Marie's naive young ways said, "Marie, my love, I
> > am da only man in da world wit one of dees." And,
> > den, he proceeded to show her what it was for; and Marie was
> > next morning Boudreaux went off to fish as usual. When
> > he returned home dat evening, Marie was on da front porch,
> > obviously upset 'bout something.
> > tole me dat you were da only man in da world wit one of
> > doze. I seen our friend Thibodeaux changing his clothes
> > behind da fish shed, and he had one, too.."
> > Thinking fast, Boudreaux said, "Oh, Marie,
> > darling. Thibodeaux is my very best friend, I
> > had two of dem things, so I gave him one. He is da
> > only other man in da world wit one of doze."
> > Marie accepted his answer and they did their thing
> > Boudreaux went off to fish again da next morning, a nd
> > when he returned home, Marie was very upset, and stamping
> > her foot on da porch.
> > "Marie, what da matter now?"
> > "Boudreaux, you gave Thibodeaux da best
