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Happy New Year Wish My Happy New Year wish for you Is for your best year yet, A year where life is peaceful, And what you want, you get. A year in which you cherish The past year’s memories, And live your life each new day Full of bright expectancies. I wish for you a holiday With happiness galore; And when it’s done, I wish you Happy New Year, and many more. i love you all...brenda

A Rose I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall."

ComeBacks To Those Lame Pick-Up Lines If we had a dollar for every time we've heard a lame pickup line... we'd be rich enough to buy our own drinks, thank you very much! Ever wonder what the perfect comeback would be to convey just how not interested we are? Read The Blog and pick your favorite! Now we can give Mr. Old Enough to Be Our Dad, Mr. Shorter Than Us...Without Heels, Mr. Popped Collar and even Mr. Drunk Enough to Be Escorted Out a taste of their own medicine. He says: Can I buy you a drink? You say: Actually, I'd rather have the money. He says: I'm a photographer and I've been looking for a face like yours. You say: I'm a plastic surgeon and I've been looking for a face like yours. He says: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? You say: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. He says: How did you get to be so beautiful? You say: I must've been given your share. He says: Will you go out with me this Saturday? You say: Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend. He says: Your face must turn a few heads. You say: And your face must turn a few stomachs. He says: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out! You say: Okay, get out! He says: I think I could make you very happy. You say: Why? Are you leaving? He says: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? You say: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. He says: Can I have your name? You say: Why? Don't you have one already? He says: Shall we go see a movie? You say: I've already seen it. He says: Where have you been all my life? You say: Hiding from you. He says: Haven't I seen you someplace before? You say: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. He says: Is this seat empty? You say: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. He says: So, what do you do for a living? You say: I'm a female impersonator. He says: Hey, baby, what's your sign? You say: Do not enter. He says: Your body is like a temple. You say: Sorry, there are no services today. He says: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. You say: If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing. He says: Where have you been all my life? You say: Where I'll be the rest of your life — in your wildest dreams. This should give that annoying guy at the bar the clue that you are JUST NOT INTERESTED! Sometimes we just have to be mean in order to get our point across!

i want to wish all of you a very merry christmas,i hope your day is wonderful,and spent with the ones you love...i love you all...brenda p.s. if you want to visit me on myspace http://www.myspace.com/brenda28557 heres the link, i still love my cherrytap

i want to thank each and every one of you who sent me birthday wishes,and gifts,you have made my birthday special,i love each and everyone of you.so again,thanks...brenda

ok last night, i went to make a phone call,and to find out my phone had been shut off. now i pay my bill the first of the month faithfully,come to find out,some company has added services to my phone,without my permission,and it has caused my bill to get higher,i couldnt figure out,why,when i just have local service and caller id.so now my phone is shut off,my birthday is tommorow,and i only get payed 1 time a month,something always tries to pull me down,it seems..im a single parent,and i always pay my bills,i make sure of that.now i have no phone,i didnt even get a shut off notice,oh well,i cant do anything about it,i wonder if anyone else has had this problem...brenda

i live by 2 bases,and outside of both main gates it says...PARDON OUR NOISE ITS THE SOUND OF FREEDOM.... CHERRY POINT CAMP LEJUNE IM GLAD THEY ARE HERE...

i have my son brandon in the cute kid contest,i dont usually enter the contest,but i did this one,because i think my son brandon,is cute,now i supposedly have lots of friends,and i always help everyone out,as much as i can,only about 6 of my true friends,have voted,and they know who they are,so you know my son is cute,so please go vote and comment the heck out of him,i will be so gratefull,to all of you ....brenda