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What are you waiting for?
If I like it, it's mine.
If I think it's mine, it's mine.
If I want it, it's mine.
If I saw it first, it's mine.
If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine.
If I can take it away from you, it's mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
If it's in my hand, it's mine.
If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
If you even so much as think of it, it's mine.
If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
If it's mine it will never belong to anyone else no matter what.
If we are building something together, all the pieces are mine.
If you show me anything, then it's mine.
If you go out and buy something, then show it to me, it's mine.
If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
If it belongs to a lover of mine, it's mine.
If it looks like mine, it's mine.
If it's broken, then it's yours.....
