Joker's blog: "Blogs"

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..... " he said (with a deep sigh), .. . ... . .. .. (scroll down) "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box

*Why condoms come in 3, 6, and 12 packs* A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son Max. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, Max." Men use them to have safe sex. "Oh I see, " replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, 0NE for Friday, 0NE for Saturday, and 0NE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men" ,the dad answers, “TW0 for Friday, TW0 for Saturday, and TW0 for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed Max, "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack! With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. 0NE for January, 0NE for February, 0NE for March....etc."

The 1st person to message u saying " I'd kiss you under the mistletoe. "... will be your fubar sweetheart... you'd be suprised just who wants to be yours...U have 2 do this even if you are taken! GOOOD LUCKK! Now u gotta repost this as, Mistletoe game