| subject: | romance over 30 |
| post date: | 2008-06-16 19:12:35 |
| views: 17 comments: 2 ratings: 0 |
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The problem with dating over 30 is that every woman you meet is bound to have a kid or two weighing her down like the world’s smallest cockblocks. “I can’t go out tonight, I have my kid. You can’t spend the night, I can’t go on the road with you, I have my kid. Stop yelling ‘who’s your daddy’, my kid hears that every day already.” Finding a woman over 30 that doesn’t have kids is like finding a hot chick working the late shift at Waffle House - you’re thrilled, but you think - I wonder what’s wrong with her?
And when you’re over 30, we’ve all been around the block a few times, so our online profiles all read like used car ads - 34 year-old-male, low miles, only one previous owner, few dents, likes to hug the curves. Wouldn’t that save time if you could browse people like car ads? Vintage sports car, twin air bags, only ridden hard on weekends. Sweet! Minivan with 4 car seats - no! Former rental, likes to break down - hell no! Rebuilt tranny - what the hell?!
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