| subject: | George is Gone, But Will Be Remembered |
| post date: | 2008-06-23 07:53:04 |
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Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
George Carlin |