| subject: | Extended 2nd part of story (2nd paragraph) |
| post date: | 2008-05-09 22:31:07 |
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Once upon a time, I was walking through the desert (Forrest has been done to death), when he noticed this exotic "PET" diamondback snake. I decided to name it "FRED", and took it home so my family can see. My family seemed a little intimidated by the 7ft snake, and wouldn't get near it. I've tried to feed it possoms that I find around the house, but it wouldn't seem to eat anything. So one day, I decided to take it to the vet and see the "HEAD NURSE". She asked me what's wrong with your snake? I told her that he wouldn't eat anything. So, she decided to give it an x-ray to see what he had ate previously. She noticed that there was a tall rabbit in the stomach, then she set her 'EYES TA DI 4" boxes next to the rabbit. Upon further observation, she noticed that all the boxes were Trix.
Although I was worried about my snake's health, I couldn't keep my eyes of the nurse. She had long black hair, pearly white smile, "ANGEL EYES", and the body of a swim suit model. She noticed me looking at her, and asked me, "Like what you see?", and I replied, "As a matter of fact, I do, you look sexy in that nurse outfit". She smiled and said, "It's not the outfit that makes me sexy, "CONFIDENCE IS WHAT MAKES ME SEXY". After smiling at eachother, I asked her, "Is my snake going to be alright?", and with a concern look on her face, she told me "He's going to need his stomach pumped." As I waited outside hoping my snake would make it out of surgery alright, the vets made a disturbing discovery.....(To be continued) |
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