| subject: | funny shit |
| post date: | 2008-01-21 14:56:04 |
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"your looks are kinda pretty......when your face doesnt screw it up" -the goonies
"To never let tampons violate the sanctity of my hoo-hoo, because tampons are really nothing more than thirsty little albino penises."
-some random website paul showed me
me: whats your opinions on kids
CJ: they exist but i dont want them for a long time
me: HAHAHAHHA
"i dream of angels, but live with demons" -crazy guy in law and order
Ross: why dont you go lay down for a minute?
Me: bc i have shit to do, and ppl to talk too
Ross: psh you have ppl to do and shit to talk
Me: O SNAP!!
"if you ever dream you whooped me, you better wake up and apologize"
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