| Beach Party |
| created @ 2009-02-22 15:17:14 |
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I have two awards to give out today.
First, Nate, Katie, and Jennifer get today's Pat on the Back Award! You guys are the best friends anyone could have (most of the time) and last night's Beach Party at Poboy was kick ass due to you! Katie, thanks for the best birthday present I could have gotten. You have no idea how it raised my spirits. Nate, thanks for setting me up with great photo opportunities. Jennifer, you would have won the wet t-shirt contest had you stayed but I respect your leaving early to address more pressing needs.
Glass Shadows
@ fubar Nate T R/L fake Executive Bored Director,and Enforcer @FarBeyondDriven
@ fubar Jennifer
@ fubar
Now... a VERY big Kick in the Ass Award, to the socially inept group of 20 or so good catholics who left their church function down the street to join us last night, clad in their 1990's yuppy attire just for the hopes of seeing some skin. You made the crudest, most tasteless remarks ever heard in our respectable bar and then I'm sure got up today and went to your fake mass deal.
I realize your average IQ must be below room temperature, so please allow me to explain - When I give a rebel yell in appreciation of a bikini contest, it's a welcome thing to the participants and they appreciate it. When you shout at a girl and in great detail explain to her what you want to do to part of her anatomy, describing your anatomy to her and go into detail about body fluids, it's not only unwelcome, it's harassment and socially deviant behavior. It's also disgusting to anyone else listening.
And as far as your obnoxious comments to the regular bar patrons - you're not witty, sure as hell not tough, what you are is very lucky! You're lucky you didn't get your faces massaged by the parking lot pavement because no one wanted any trouble and are sympathetic to the plight of the mentally challenged.
You're the most deprived maladjusted people I've ever seen in that bar, and that includes a couple drunks who soil their pants on occasion. Do you act like that in church too, because I'm the same person no matter where I am. But know what? Next time just let your wives come by themselves and I'll see if I can loosen them up some, that is if I don't puke first.
I could vent all day on those idiots, but again, it was a nice party :) |
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