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Maxims for Life =============== 1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. 2. Memorize your favorite poem. 3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. 4. When you say, "I love you", mean it. 5. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye. 6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. 7. Believe in love at first sight. 8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. 9. Love deeply and passionately... You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. 10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. 11. Don't judge people by their relatives. 12. Talk slow but think quick. 13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?". 14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 15. Call your mom. 16. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze. 17. When you lose, don't lose the lesson. 18. Remember the three R's: Respect for self, Respect for others, Responsibility for all your actions. 19. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship. 20. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. 21. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice. 22. Marry a man you love to talk to. As you get older, his conversational skills will be as important as any ot her. 23. Spend some time alone. 24. Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values. 25. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. 26. Read more books and watch less TV. 27. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll get to enjoy it a second time 28. Trust in God but lock your car. 29. A loving atmosphere in your home is so important. Do all youcan to create a tranquil harmonious home. 30. In disagreements with loved ones, deal with the current situation. Don't bring up the past. 31. Read between the lines. 32. Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality. 33. Be gentle with the earth. 34. Pray -- there's immeasurable power in it. 35. Never interrupt when you are being flattered. 36. Mind your own business. 37. Don't trust a man who doesn't close his eyes when you kiss him. 38. Once a year, go someplace you've never been before. 39. If you make a lot of money, put it to use helping others while you are living. That is wealth's greatest satisfaction. 40. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a stroke of luck. 41. Learn the rules then break some. 42. Remember that the best relationship is one where your love for each other is greater than your need for each other. 43. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. 44. Remember that your character is your destiny. 45. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon. ... ---------------And don't ever forget --------------------------------- for even a day -- ---------------------------------------------------how very special you are. **************************************************************** =============== I believe- that our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become. I believe- that no matter how good a friend is, hhhthey're going to hurt you every once in a hhhhhhhh while and you must forgive them for that. I believe- that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. I believe- that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe- that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe- that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe- that you can keep going, long after you can't. I believe- that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe- that either you control your attitude or it controls you. I believe- that heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences. I believe- that money is a lousy way of keeping score. I believe- that my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time. I believe- that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down, will be the ones to help you get back up. I believe- that sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel. I believe- that maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated. I believe- that it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself. I believe- that no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn't stop for your grief. I believe- that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. I believe- that you shouldn't be so eager to find out a secret. It could change your life forever. I believe- that two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different. I believe- that your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even know you. I believe- that even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you you will find the strength to help. I believe- that credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being. I believe- that the people you care about most in life are taken from you too soon. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX The Visionary ************************ Unfortunately, there are many that cannot see, through just life and circumstance, they happen to be blind, but then there are others who are visionary and they're a rare breed and so very hard to find. Visionaries see past obstacles that others would otherwise see, they don't let mere boulders get in their way, they know that life is for the living and they don't let trivia ruin their day. And like little children splashing in a puddle, which, after all, is little more than a dip filled with rain, you show others how to make the most of their difficulties, you show others how to live, how to start again. Those without vision, look at a mountain and see that it is far too high to climb, but visionaries blink, go ahead and reach the summit, never stopping to wonder if they've got the time. Visionaries live to inspire others, instinctively, they take the higher and wiser ground, they have a built in sense of grit and determination, although it's a kind of inner peace that they've found. Because, Becca, you are indeed a visionary and maybe this is something you've never been told, not only are you a very special person, you're the sweetest girl with a heart of gold. You are always so happy and optimistic and your face is set with a natural and permanent smile and I wanted you to know that you've inspired me, because even I feel down (just once in a while). But then your courage and determination raise me up, your happiness makes me soar to greater heights and I'm so glad that you're sharing your vision, because you're making others see remarkable sights. And with that vision I dream of a world, where people are inspired and care for one another, I dream of what could be possible, I see the potential in every man, child, girl and mother. So I would just like to thank you, for giving me your truly remarkable insight, you've given me your vision, your inspiration, your knowledge, you've even shared some of your almighty might. And your parents have done a splendid job, because they have helped you become who you are and no matter what you do after you graduate, I know you'll excel, in fact, you'll be a shining star. Because stars send out their love and light to us, no matter what distance may keep us apart, they are there to inspire us, to give us vision and yes, they are always, very much, within our heart. *********************************************************** WORDS OF WISDOM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. If you lend someone $20 and never see him again; it was probably worth it. If you haven't much education you must use your brain. Never mess up an apology with an excuse. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer All day. Taxation with representation isn't so hot, either! Wisdom comes from good judgment and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. A closed mouth gathers no foot. Duct tape is like the Force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. Never miss a good chance to shut up. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving. Diplomacy is the art of saying "good doggie", while looking for a bigger stick. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes. ~~ Author's Unknown ~~ XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Top Ten Inspirational Quotes of All Times xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 1. Whether you think you can or whether you think you can't, you're right! ~ Henry Ford """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" 2. You see things; and you say 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?' ~ George Bernard Shaw """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" 3. Within each of us lies the power of our consent to health and sickness, to riches and poverty, to freedom and to slavery. It is we who control these, and not another. ~ Richard Bach (Illusions) """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" 4. Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up. ~ Jesse Jackson """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" 5. To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" 6. A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song. ~ Maya Angelou """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" 7. There is no use trying, said Alice; one can't believe impossible things. I dare say you haven't had much practice, said the Queen. When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. ~ Lewis Carroll """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" 8. The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. ~ George Bernard Shaw """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" 9. The journey is the reward. ~ Chinese Proverb """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" 10. People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within. ~ Elizabeth Kubler Ross XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX WHY WORRY? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There are only two things in life to worry about: Whether you are well or whether you are sick. If you are well, then there is 'nothing' to worry about. But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about: Whether you are going to get well or whether you are going to die. If you get well, then there is 'nothing' to worry about. But if you die, there are only two things to worry about: Whether you are going to go to heaven or whether you are going to go to hell. If you go to heaven, then you have 'nothing' to worry about. But if you go to hell, you'll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends, that you won't have time to worry! So, Why Worry? Be Happy! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Inspirational Quotes ************************* If you're going through hell, keep going. ~ Sir Winston Churchill The human heart feels things the eyes cannot see, and knows what the mind cannot understand. ~ Robert Vallett The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. ~ Erin Majors The state of your life is nothing more than a reflection of your state of mind. ~ Dr. Wayne W. Dyer To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world ~ Unknown Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great ones make you feel that you too, can become great. ~ Mark Twain

I'm cumming xxxxxxxxxxxxx A small boy walks into his mother's room and inadvertently catches her topless. 'Mummy, Mummy, what are those?' he says, pointing to her breasts. 'Well, son,' she says, 'these are... er, balloons. And when I die, they inflate and float me up to heaven.' Incredibly, the boy appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied. Two days later, while his mother is making tea, he rushes into the kitchen. 'Mummy, Mummy, Aunt Eliza is dying!' 'What do you mean?' asks his mother. Well, she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor. Both her balloons are out, Daddy's blowing them up, and she keeps yelling, 'God, I'm coming! God, I'm coming!' xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Arse-hole) xxxxxxxxxxx While nursing a drink at a bar, a young woman was distressed to see a drunken unkempt man sit down next to her. "Say, honey-baby ... I'd really like to get into those pants of yours." "Thanks," she shot back, "But I've already got an a**hole in there." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 5 Kinds Of Sex xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honey-moon, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. 2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. 3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. 4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you!" 5) The fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx $200 breasts xxxxxxxxxxxx A guy stops over his friends house and only the wife is home. She invites him in. He says, I'll give you $100 if you show me one of your breasts. She agrees and shows him one. He pulls another $100 bill out of his pocket and says I'll give you this other $100 if you show me your other breast. She agrees and shows him the other one. He says that was really nice, thanks her and leaves. When her husband gets home she tells him that his buddy stopped over. He says "great, did he drop off the $200 he owes me?" xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ICE CREAM, SIR?? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx A man walks past an ice cream stand that advertises, "Every flavor ice cream in the world." "Bullshit," thinks the man and walks in. "So you say you have every flavor ice cream in the world?" "O.K., I would like three scoops of cunt flavored ice cream please." "No problem sir." The assistant gives the man three scoops of ice cream in a cone and the man takes a good lick. Grimacing, he says, "This doesn't taste like cunt, it tastes like shit!" The assistant replies, "Of course it tastes like shit when you take such long licks!" xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx CHINESE ANYONE?? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx A girl came home from a date. Her mother had waited up for her, and when the girl walked in the door, the mother noticed she had rice in her hair. "Sally," she said, "you didn't tell me you were going to a wedding." "I didn't mom," Sally replied. "I was giving a blowjob to a Chinese guy and he threw up on me." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx JACKO...... xxxxxxxxxxxx Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son. The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?" The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 12 inch prick xxxxxxxxxxxxx Another guy walks into a bar with a one foot man sitting on his shoulder. He ordered a beer. The bartender was curious as he got the beer for the guy, but as he put the beer down on the bar, before the gut could reach it, the little man lept off his shoulder and picked up the beer and dumped it in the guys lap. The guy sighs and asks for a shot of whisky. As soon as the glass hits the bar, the little man threw the drink in the guts face and smashed the shot glass against the wall. "I have to know.... where did you get that guy?" "Well... I'll tell you... I was walking on the beach, saw a brass lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. He said I could have one wish. I asked for a twelve inch prick and this is what I got..." XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX $20 to clean suit xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Two guys are sitting in a bar getting pretty loaded. Suddenly, one of them pukes lunch all over himself. "Aw man, my wife is going to kill me when she sees this," he says. His buddy replies, "Don't worry about it. That happened to me before. Here's what you do. Put a $20 bill in your pants pocket. When you get home, tell your wife that some drunk threw up on you and he gave you the twenty to pay for the cleaning, OK?" "All right, I'll try it." So he goes home and his wife immediately starts bitching about his suit. "Now look what you've done to yourself!!" "No, no, honey," he slurs back. "Some drunk guy puked on me, but he gave me this twenty bucks to get my suit cleaned." With that he reaches into his pocket and throws the money on the table. His wife looks at it and says, "I thought that you said he only gave you one $20. How come there are two here?" The man slurs back, "He shit in my pants, too." XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX A Beautiful Thing xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast. "I got in a tiff with Riley." "Riley? He's just a wee fellow," the barkeep said, surprised. "He must have had something in his hand." "That he did," Kelly said. "A shovel it was." "Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand?" "Aye, that I did, Mrs. Riley's tit," Kelly said. "And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight." XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX The Worse Thing…A Really Bad Day XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx SMELL!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxx A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies, "It must be your feet, then." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 2 TAMPONS! xxxxxxxxxxxxx Two sanitary pads were floating down a sewer drain, and were approaching two tampons. Before the pads and tampons reached each other, one pad said to the other, "Should we say hi to those 2 tampons?" The other pad responded, "Err... nah... they're stuck up cunts." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx BRAZILLIAN xxxxxxxxxxx Two men are sitting in a restaurant. A gypsy woman sits opposite to them with her legs wide open. One man says, "Look, she has such dark hair on her genitals!" The other replies, "Oh no, it isn't hair, it is dark panties!"They then made a bet - £100 . A waiter goes by so they ask him to find out for them. He did so, but takes all the money & walks away. "What happened, why are you taking the money?!" Asked the men. The Waiter replies, "Neither of you was right! She had her period and there were flies on her!" xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx HARASSMENT!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. She immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why. The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, "What's wrong with the coworker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "He's a midget." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ISLAND LIFE xxxxxxxxxxxx Three guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After one week, the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing, she kills herself. After another week, the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing, they bury her. After another week, they're so ashamed of what they're doing, they dig her up again. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx LEPER! xxxxxx A leper walked into a bar and sat down. The bartender glanced over and promptly threw up all over himself and the floor. The leper looked hurt and said, "Hey, I know I'm not exactly handsome, but I do have feelings and you could be a little sensitive about them." The bartender, wiping his mouth on his sleeve, looked up and proclaimed, "I'm sorry as hell man, but it wasn't you. That guy sitting next to you keeps dipping his scratchings in your neck." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx SNAIL TRAIL! xxxxxxxxxxxx Three whores decide to see who has the biggest snatch. They get naked, and start fingering themselves and each other. After a few minutes, the first one squats on a glass top table, and then they measure the slimy outline she leaves. The second one then squats on the table, and then they measure the slimy outline she leaves, which is even bigger. The third one squats on the table, but when she stands back up, the first whore says, "You didn't leave an outline." She says, "Smell the rim." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx NEVER TRUST AN UNDERTAKER!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Two necrophiliacs are at work in the morgue. One of them turns to the other and says, "You should have seen this woman they brought in last week. They pulled her out of the water after she'd been there for three weeks. Man, I'm tellin' you, her clit was just like a pickle." "What," the other asks, "green?". "No," says the first, "a bit sour." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx LUCKY TRAMPS! xxxxxxxxxxxxx Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks. One turns to the other, "I'm the luckiest guy in the world". "Why is that?" said the other tramp. "Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found a £20. I went into town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for three days." The other tramp said, "That was pretty good, but I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world! I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, & just up ahead was a gorgeous naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up there in the trees and I had sex with her for two days." "Jeeez", said the first tramp. "You are the luckiest guy! did you get a blow job, too?" "Well", the other tramp said, "No, I never found her head." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx YUCK!! xxxxxxxxxxx A guy picks up a girl in a bar, brings her home, and they start getting it on. He starts sucking on one of her tits and milk comes out. "Hey, are you pregnant?" he asks. She says, "That wasn't a nipple, that was a boil." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx HEFFALUMPS!? xxxxxxxxxxxxx Man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my ass" The doctors says, "Drop your pants, bend over and let me have a look". "F'ck me!" says the doctor, "what could have made a hole as big as that?" Patient replies, "I've been fucked by an elephant!" The doctor, stunned, says, "An elephants penis is long and thin, this hole is enormous!" Patient... "He fingered me first!" xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx DRUNK IN PUBLIC!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx A cop stops his police car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. The man is laying on his side with his trousers down, the girl has her finger up his arsehole, & is ramming away with a vengeance. The cop says, "What the hell is going on here?" The girl says, "This is my date. When I told him I wouldn't spend the night with him, he started pounding down the booze. Now, he's too drunk to drive me home, so I'm trying to sober him up by making him puke." The cop says, "That's not gonna make him puke." She says, "Yeah? Wait till I switch this finger to his mouth." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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