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| Amazingly Simple Home Remedies |
created @ 12/10/2007 12:45 pm |
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Amazingly Simple Home Remedies > > 1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of > boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will > instantly remove itself. > > 2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting > someone else to hold while you chop. > > 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat > by using the shower. > > 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and > bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your > veins. Remember to use a timer. > > 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will > prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after > you hit the snooze button. > > 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, > then you will be afraid to cough. > > 7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If > it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't > move and does, use the duct tape. > > 8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. > > |
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