fuzzy bunny's blog: "Adie"

The happy ending to a miserable interaction... first he calls me stuck up because I wouldn't give him my phone number, then he gives me his number claiming I 'wouldn't have the balls to call'. Then, upon hearing that he hadn't bullied me into talking to him on the phone I earned this... pierced1: nevermind your just another indiana whore anyway ill delete you and you can go to hell ->pierced1: cool beans, I'm not a whore either btw pierced1: i hope you you get aids slut nigger fucker Apparently I'm moving up... GO TEAM ME!!!

So today Dr. Dave asks me… "Have you had your lunch yet?" to which I reply "it just now started… but as to my actual physical lunch no, I have not had lunch yet." I gotta give him props for his answer… "so that means you can have your lunch and eat it too." Hee hee hee, I love it!

I like deep fried pickles.

A Halloween Conversation... I started the convo off with "greetings and salBOOtations" Him...: hooooooowl are you today? ->Not Him...: grrrreat! kinda ->Not Him...: how goes it with youoohhoohh? ->Not Him...: that was supposed to be a kinda howl too btw Him...: i am WAIL ->Not Him...: das go~o~o~o~od Him...: very ghoul I get a kick out of the smallest things, lol

again with the fettish crap again from the shoutbox, read the bottom line first. ->jay_blaze: I need mine right now jay_blaze: hello there......might u be willing to help me with my panty fetish???? please????? I'm thinking I should have told him he needs to find REAL help instead of e-help.

Suddenly I'm sick to my stomach. from my shoutbox so you'll have to start at the bottom. ->fetishfrea...: then I would have to buy new shoes and I like my shoes fetishfrea...: I will pay up to 200 depending ->fetishfrea...: ummmm.... no fetishfrea...: I am serious pls? fetishfrea...: I have a foot fetish and I was wondering if I may buy a pair of ur socks and a pair of ur sneakers/gym shoes pls?

Yet again, another story that only I think is funny…*sigh* me and my stories… Yesterday I was scheduled to have RotoRooter come out and snake my main sewer line. It turned out he de-squirreled it instead. And when he told me about the dead squirrel he pulled out he said he skinned it first, so I enthusiastically asked "Was it good eatin?" Yes I knew what he meant, I have a really inappropriate sense of humor. He didn't think it was very funny. And then he started complaining about the smell. What? A dude that works in poo all day is complaining about something stinking? That's a little ironic. And here again, yes I know that dead animal smell is much worse than sewer gasses. Well, I think I pissed him off because he went and got his snake stuck in my pipe (there wasn't any way I could have put that to make it sound safe for work) and now I have to have my entire sewer line replaced. And that was yesterday in a very very small nutshell.

I crack up every time I read this. It's a convo I had with some guy... I have no idea who he is *wink* Hugh Rodham: ello? Hugh Rodham: any bunnies home? Bunninator: lol, yes sorry charlie Bunninator: or what is your name again? Hugh Rodham: you can call me clarlie chuck or charles Hugh Rodham: err charlie not clarlie Hugh Rodham: or bob or john Bunninator: me likey bob Hugh Rodham: and i shall call you lucy Bunninator: for non specific reasons Hugh Rodham: lucy for non specific reasons? Bunninator: non specific reasons for 1000 please, bob Hugh Rodham: sure thing lucy. why did the chicken cross the road? Bunninator: what is, he didn't want to be chicken anymore? Hugh Rodham: could you be a little less specific please? Bunninator: what is, he didn't want to be less anymore? Hugh Rodham: knock out a few more vowels Bunninator: wht s, h ddn't wnt t b lss nymre? Bunninator: fook... I'm scrapin here Bunninator: I just want to WIN!!! Hugh Rodham: we havea winner Hugh Rodham: ding sing sing Bunninator: sing sing? Bunninator: hmmm... I didn't know I was in china but anywho... Bunninator: I hate it when peeps say anywho

What a hoot. Ty to my bunnyguard for sending me the link. BERLIN (Reuters) - An aggressive squirrel attacked and injured three people in a German town before a 72-year-old pensioner dispatched the rampaging animal with his crutch. The squirrel first ran into a house in the southern town of Passau, leapt from behind on a 70-year-old woman, and sank its teeth into her hand, a local police spokesman said Thursday. With the squirrel still hanging from her hand, the woman ran onto the street in panic, where she managed to shake it off. The animal then entered a building site and jumped on a construction worker, injuring him on the hand and arm, before he managed to fight it off with a measuring pole. "After that, the squirrel went into the 72-year-old man's garden and massively attacked him on the arms, hand and thigh," the spokesman said. "Then he killed it with his crutch." The spokesman said experts thought the attack may have been linked to the mating season or because the squirrel was ill.

This past Saturday I was on my way to my cousin's graduation party. Going through an intersection in which I had a green light I noticed at the last minute that an SUV coming at me from my left was not going to stop. I was going about 40 mph, they were doing at least 55. I slammed on my brakes squealing to a stop and we barely missed colliding. A little bit ago I was reading a bulletin about praying for someone that had been in an accident and I saw pictures there that were very similar to what almost happened to me. Then reading what happened to him made me realize how lucky I was to have seen this person when I did, another second would have meant an extended stay at the hospital for me. In conclusion, I want everyone with whom I chat to know how special they are to be talking to me right now. I want you all to linger on every word I type, cherish them, treasure them, send me lots of money, and while you're at it… kiss my butt too. :P