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Addicted?
created @ 02/13/2007 02:52 am
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Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL".

You have called out someone's screen name while making love to
your significant other.

You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out".

Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

You have to get a 2d phone line just so you can call Pizza Hut.

You go into labor and you stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone
know you're going to be away.

You no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, or
complete sentences.

You begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.

When someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!"

You find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the
night when your spouse is asleep.

You would rather tell people that your bloodshot eyes are from
partying too much than the truth (online all night).

You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at
the same time.

You write a letter like this.. "dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin well I gotta
go bbl!"

You bring a bag lunch & a cooler to the computer.

You take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling.

Your buddy list has over 100 people on it.

You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get online
before you have your first cup of coffee.

You don't know where the time has gone.

You get up at 2am to go to the bathroom but turn on the computer
instead.

You stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and
lemme.

You type faster than you think.

You want to be buried with your computer when it dies or vice versa.

You actually enjoy the fact that you are addicted.

You dream in "text".

Being called a Newbie is a "MAJOR" insult.

There is absolutely no interesting chat in any room & you're really
bored.

You don't want to leave in case you miss something.

You double click your TV remote.

You check your Email and forget you have real mail aka snail mail.
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