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| Old Lady Crushed By Falling Load |
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| Now at Walmart falling prices aren't the only thing you have to look out for. |
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| Shopping Cart Rage Incident at Ikea |
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| After two hours of shopping at Ikea I think you are legally allowed to attack the first person you see and vent all your frustration from that god damn human labyrinth of Swedish furniture. |
No, Lizzie Grubman's still alive. This is an actual monster, some sort of rodent-like creature with a dinosaur beak. A tipster says that there is "a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island," but unless the government is trying to design horrible Montauk monsters that will eat IEDs and fart fire at bad Iraqis, we're not sure why they would create such an unthinkable beast. Our guess is that it's viral marketing for something. Ali Lohan's new album perhaps. Click thru for larger dino-damage.
