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Jennie's blog: "a poem about me"

created on 03/15/2008  |  http://fubar.com/a-poem-about-me/b198309

funny stuff

1. my husband and i divorced, over religious differences, he thought he was god and i didnt. 2. some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them. 3. i used to have a handle on life but it broke. 4. beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 5. earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 6. im not a complete idiot-- some parts are just missing. 7. nyquil: the stuffy, sneezy, why- the heck- is the room spinning medicine. 8.god must love stupid people, he made so many. 9.the gene pool could use a little chlorine. 10. consciousness: that annoying thing between naps. 11. being "over the hill" is much better than being under it.! 12. wrinkled was not one of the things wanted to be when i grew up.

the explaination of life

the explaination of life one day god created the dog and said "sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past" for this, i will give you a life span of twenty years" the dog said: "thats a long time to be barking." How about only ten years. ill give you back the other ten? " so god agreed, on the second day, god created the monkey and said: Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh," for this ill give you a twenty-year life span, the monkey said: "monkey tricks for twenty years?" thats a pretty long time to perform how about you give me ten like the dog did? and god agreed. on the third day god created cow and said: "you must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves. and give milk to support the farmers family for this, i will give you a life span of sixty years, the cow said: thats kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years how about twenty? and ill give you back the other fourty? and god agreed again, on the fourth day god created man, and said: "eat sleep, marry, and enjoy your life. for this i will give you twenty years". but the man said: only twenty years? " could you possibly give me my twenty, the fourty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back,. and the ten the dog gave back? that makes eighty okay?" "okay said god,. you asked for it. so thats why for your first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. for the next fourty years we slave in the sun to support our family. for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. life has now been explained to you.
looking at this lovly lady so defiant so empowered a face so strong yet what really lays within is it a tear of yearning to awaken from where she is or is it a shout of anger a lovly lady sits and she sets her act her lovly grace and lustful power captivates all yet none see whats truly behind the stages curtians
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