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created on 12/17/2006  |  http://fubar.com/zz-s/b35235

A Good Harley Story

A Good Harley Story > The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur > Davidson, died and went to heaven. > > At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been > such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward > is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven. > > Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, 'I > want to hang out with God.' St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, > and introduced him to God. > > God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were > the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? > > Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me.... > > God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing > something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't > run without a road? > > Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, > 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of women? > > God said, 'Ah, yes.' > > 'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you > have some major design flaws in your invention: > 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end > protrusion > 2. It chatters constantly at high speed > 3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble too much > 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust > 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!! > > 'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there, 'replied > God, 'hold on. God went to his Celestial supercomputer typed in a few > words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of > paper and God read it. 'Well, it may be true that my invention is > flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men > are riding my invention than yours..zz..
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