Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale...

"An Eclectic Nightmare"

Well... Hmm.. ahh got it. I guess summarily I can say, with absolute confidence, that I am unlike any other man you have ever known. I don't say this in either a positive or negative light and I say it without ego. Call me out on it anytime you'd like. Beyond this fact I am legendarily predictable. That isn't to say I am without spontaneity but rather I am very consistent in my actions. I rarely take any action without careful consideration and I choose my words very carefully. That doesn't mean you have to, just know that I do, and I take people at their word until proven otherwise. I am a stickler for honesty and if asked a question I'll answer it honestly. This can be a double edged sword. I'm a big fan of Lao Tzu.

It is possible that I might have just a "touch" of an inferiority complex. A close friend once said he uses me as a litmus test for idiots. A few moments is all it takes. I'm not saying that I think that I am better than anyone else out there. I am just asserting that if you surround yourself with people of quality, your life will likely follow suit. The reverse is also true.

I am a tad dominant as well. No, I'm not controlling, I could care less where you were last night til 11 and with whom. Well... As long as it wasn't upside down in a ditch without cell service. I'm.. well if you understand "Dominant but not Controlling" you get the idea.

Overall I really don't get too many complaints.