I'm a juvenile product of the working class, whose best friend floats in the bottom of a glass...





:: how jedi are you? ::




Your results:
You are Derrial Book (Shepherd)

Derrial Book (Shepherd) 65% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 60% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 60% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 60% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 50% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 45% Alliance 45% Wash (Ship Pilot) 40% River (Stowaway) 35% A Reaver (Cannibal) 25% Inara Serra (Companion) 25%

Even though you are holy you have a mysterious past. You aren't married. Have you taken a vow of celibacy?

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They call me Big Steve for obvious reasons. Most obvious of which is that my name is Stephen.

I'm also an established procrastinator, and general lazy bastard.

I'm a walking contradiction, and yet I make perfect sense. I'm also a genius with retard strength...


I write software for a living, so in essence I physically take nothing and make a functional idea out of it. I used to think people were stupid for thinking that what I do is magical, but now I just let them think I'm some sort of tricked out Merlin.


I've been a skinhead for about a decade, and I still get people asking me if I'm a nazi. Or Puerto Rican. There's a funny story involving Puerto Ricans and my tatoo, actually, but I won't tell you unless you ask nicely. I'm neither, BTW. I'm not white, but I'm not hispanic/latino/insert ethnic designation here.




I have a love/hate relationship with the stupid. I hate them and love making them realize that they are a waste of DNA.




I have WAY too few tattoos, but I'm too responsible to blow money on ink, especially since all my ideas would cost me my life savings, and require historical research.



I also like stuff, and doing stuff. Check the appropriate areas for that information.