Hello, is this thing on? First off, let me say that if you're personality is like a mule's, dont bother since i'm not into stubborn people. If you act like a brat, I WILL whoop you like a little red-headed stepchild. My mom always told me i should never date a girl whose IQ is the same number as her age- I can see why now. For those of you that ask questions about sex, all I'm gonna say is that it's only in your dreams... so calm down, just because I may start talkin with you doesn't mean I'm going to sleep with you... ~I will say however, that I know what women want since girls who are taken already like to hit on me. As for the cat lovers out there, let me save you trouble of askin about me by sayin here's a litte more about me... I'm in the living room sitting in my favorite chair reading a magazine. You walk into the room, and the air shifts... you slowly and carefully walk up to where I'm sitting and rub up against my leg... I look down at you, and you look back at me replying "Meow"... I reach down, and gently stroke your head... and you go running away... like a typical kitty cat..." Anyways... just so you know, I'm only on here for online dating since the attractive women I meet bore me so feel free to leave me a message anytime.