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41 Year Old · Male · From Frederick, MD · Joined on February 12, 2007 · Born on October 17th · I have a crush on someone!
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41 Year Old · Male · From Frederick, MD · Joined on February 12, 2007 · Born on October 17th · I have a crush on someone!
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I'm the bass player for a band called Cassandra Syndrome. www.cassandrasyndrome.com

I am a full blown metal head that plays Rugby for the local city team. So be aware, I may be rucking in a town near you. I work for a major mortgage company in foreclosure, so I get to be a prick and prepare your house for sale after we take it. I am a former Army Ranger and I love tequila. If I could kick anyone in the nuts it would be Jesus..and if ya think I'm a mother fucker go ask your Mom and she'll tell you it's true. I'm a fairly direct guy, so don't expect any sugar coating. I have no problem giving you the fuzzy end of the lollipop. Other than that, I'm rather pleasant. Some even think I'm amusing. Like clown amusing...except the clown crawls out from under your bed and bites you.

I'm 6'3" and prolly about 260 or so. Rugby makes for large frames, and when your job is to be a living battering ram and pain inflicter, it helps to have some muscle behind your hits.

Death from Above!!

I'm real big into martial arts. If you find yourself in Maryland and would like to spar, look me up. I'll warn you though...I'm a grappler.

I can't seem to have enough tattoos or music.

I am Italian/German, Sicilian/Welsh specifically, but its all from that general area. So yeah...I'm a giant wop. Nothing quite like inheriting genes from the people who are usually short and stocky and the people who are normally tall and broad shouldered...Makes for giants.

I've got a warped, dry sense of humor so if your easily offended....Go play "Hide and go Fuck yourself".

41 Year Old · Male · From Frederick, MD · Joined on February 12, 2007 · Born on October 17th · I have a crush on someone!
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I love live shows and metal music. I am an avid martial artist and I play Rugby as a #3 (Tight Head Prop).

Former Ranger, 3 tours middle east.

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Lamb of God, Devil Driver, Def Tones, System of a Down, Tool, Cassandra Syndrome, the noises your mother makes, Sublime, Busta Rhymes, Ludacris (Area codes, motherfucker)...I listen to everything. Except Praise music and yoga music.


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