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63 Year Old · Male · From Olathe, KS · Joined on August 12, 2011 · Relationship status: Single · Born on April 25th · I have a crush on someone!
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63 Year Old · Male · From Olathe, KS · Joined on August 12, 2011 · Relationship status: Single · Born on April 25th · I have a crush on someone!
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Sharing about yourself in a two dimensional virtual world is like eating soup with a fork. It's easy enough to put the fork into the bowl, but you only get insignificant amounts of soup each time you do it. What? Meaningless simile, you say? It's Friday morning, what is it you expect T.S. Eliot? Ok, I should have been a pair of jagged claws. . .so how is that any better than the fork/spoon analogy? Lost you now, haven't I? I enjoy making friends. I have never had a friend with benefits. Why? Because we've always started with the benefits. I'm not saying that it can't be done, do the nasty first and then get to know each other. I'm just saying that starting out naked removes the mystery, the anticipation, the give and take, the smiles, the winks, the tension building, the revelation. Sacrifice all of that and you're missing the fun. Trust me on this.

63 Year Old · Male · From Olathe, KS · Joined on August 12, 2011 · Relationship status: Single · Born on April 25th · I have a crush on someone!
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I'm fun and laid back. I'd finished raising a family by the time I was 40 and now I'm having a ball with my 5 grandkids. Just be who you are with me. Playing jazz is something I do for fun. My career has been helping and protecting kids. I'm a reader, an extreme reader. I love concerts and movies. Dinner and wine. Cuddling naked and laughing myself silly has been a favorite past-time over the years. First person on this site that calls me grandpa is going to get an ass-kickin'. Well, on second thought, maybe not. It's pretty cool being the youngest, hippest papa on the planet.Smile2.gif
Music
That's like saying share what kinds of sex you're into. Everything depends on the mood, the moment, the place and the time. I try not to shut myself off to any artist, genre, or style. If I do that, I risk becoming a technician and cease to be a musician. Go figure.
Movies
I'm a movie junkie. Some get me high. Some give me a slight buzz. Others just give me a headache.
Idols
Idols? You mean like ancient marble statues that doubled as aphrodisiacs during times of economic downturn? Whatever. . .
Video Games
Does space invaders played in a different century count?

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  • Firehousejohn “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.” On second thought, just give me your naked, the rest can stop by next week.
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