*****#@$ RELLLY IMPORTANT UPDATE TOTALLY RELEVANT @#)!***** I have decided to become a pirate.


My name is Mike, I have seven tattoos and I plan on getting more, so if you dont like those...
I am motivated, confident yet fun and random. I love music, pretty much all kinds for that matter. Im the kind of guy that will listen to Metallica one minute then Chopins' Nocturne in C minor the next. I have been playing guitar for 9 years and piano for 5.

I was in the Army for 4 years. I deployed twice, got blown up a few times and now I'm done.
As far as plans future-wise go, Im not sure yet, I am enrolled in Collin College just getting my basics and such out of the way.
I work for a local union doing stagehand work.

I love camping, fishing, boxing and shooting. I have been boxing for six years, I recently tore my ACL so I'm gonna be out of the ring for a couple months, but I do plan on getting back in as soon as Ive recovered. I am completely in love with Star Wars or anything that has to do with sci-fi or horror or my personal favorite sci-horror. XD

The perfect woman

She has a sarcastic sense of humor and logical perspective.
She’s intelligent, reads a lot, and is capable of carrying out a decent conversation.
She has a pretty face without make-up, a beautiful smile and smiles a lot.
She’s classy, she doesn’t dress provocative except on rare occasions.
Dresses casually most of the time because she doesn’t crave attention.
She’s calm and hates to argue.
She’s modest selfless and sexually submissive, though infrequently dominant.
When she cries, it’s so rare it breaks your heart.
When she does get mad, its cute.
She has her own hobbies and interests and doesn’t feel the need to obsess over her man.
The type of girl who can light up a room, while sipping champagne, in an elegant dress, or look adorable in sweat pants. Sitting indian style on the couch while eating ramen noodles and watching T.V.
Does she exist?