I can't stand mushrooms. Your mom would like me. Your dad probably wouldn't, but does he really like any of your friends? Kids dig me. So do most pets. I listen to my favorite song over and over until I'm sick of it. I don't like white cars, but I bought one anyway.My short-term memory isn't very good.When I go to Red Lobster, I have the steak. There's nothing I can't do with a spreadsheet.Moms that yell at their kids in public infuriate me.I'll never tire of visiting Washington D.C.My short-term memory isn't very good.The only thing good at McDonald's is their breakfast food.Why does "Heroes" have to be on at the same time as "24"?I don't shop at dollar stores.It's impossible to feel bad when you're at a hockey game.Let's drive there instead.I like to keep things organized. Except my desk."Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father...prepare to die!"Stick figure cartoons and drawings crack me up.I'd rather talk to you in person than on the phone.Thanks, dad, for never letting me down.It goes CSI (Vegas) then CSI:Miami then CSI:NY.Spiders are better off outdoors.I'll take the long way if the view is better.My short-term memory isn't very good.Christmas without snow just isn't the same.I never use spell chek.I want to read more books about colonial history.All roller coaster rides are too short.Italian food trumps all other. Unless it's tainted with mushrooms.