A Short Biography Matt lives in a small town. He wants to live someplace warmer. [girlfriend says: he's a sexxy bitch] He likes to party and spells FUN with a capital F. Catch phrase: "User friendly." Matt has some conspiricy theories on Masons controlling Government, and ruling from virtually every corner of the globe. If something seems amiss: "The Mason's did it." Matt works hard for his piece of hot American apple pie. He makes damn sure his three kickass kids are fed, clothed, warm, and safe. He has a paralyzing fear of arachnids. He's primarily a social drinker, doesn't really like beer, but drinks it anywayz. Music is all-important to Matt, and he is always seeking more tunes to add to his mounting collection...He's kind of a music-whore actually. Favorite Drink: Mountain Dew. Drinks the shit all the damn tyme too. ~Anonymous Author