Hello, my name is Mark. I'm 23 years old and I work.

Ask me a question. The more awkward the better.

I enjoy being cryptic because it makes the world more interesting.

I am both an optimist and a cynic.

I really like coffee.

I would love it if you sent me a message with a story. It could be true or fictional and about anything. Just tell me a story and I tell you one back.

I am bad at remembering my past. I can't really remember anything too clearly before last summer.

I am committed to my friends to an absurd degree.

I enjoy stoner humor.

I rarely get offended

I wish I lived in an era where I could get in a sword duel over a lady's honor.

I don't shave very often because I'm lazy.

Poetry makes me very happy.

Poetry makes me talk more eloquently right after I read it.

I am perpetually broke.

I like karaoke.

I occasionally get all existential.

Saudade is my favorite Portuguese word. And that's not only because it's the only Portuguese word I know.

I really need to get more fluent in Spanish.

I really need to learn guitar.

I get really upset at laptop speakers because they have no bass.

I'm not too big a fan of the indie scene.

I think too much.

I'm getting better at decisions.

I like teaching math.

Seattle has the best weather ever.

Walking aimlessly is one of my favorite things to do at night. So far, I have not been mugged.

World War 2 is the historical event in which I am most interested.

I'm actually a hopeless romantic and I think it's pathetic.

I am sometimes a grammar Nazi.

I am never a regular Nazi.

I sing Flight of the Conchords songs when I'm bored.

I sing a lot without realizing it.

I don't eat enough fruits and vegetables.

Real burritos from Mexico are the best food ever.

Good snickerdoodles never fail to make me happy

I'm not too intent on happiness. I can survive without being too happy.

I want to save the world or die trying.

Febreeze is pretty sweet.

My fingers and toes get cold easily.

Math is fun.

Eyes are awesome.

I own a gargoyle named Ron Paul.

I don't know what I'm going to do with my life after college

Large groups of people make me feel lonely and uncomfortable.

I am very seldom actually angry.

I like hugs.

If you ask me for help, I will probably give it to you as long as it's not immoral or impossible.

I have a lot of random knowledge.

Blue is my favorite color.

If I could have a super power, I would probably try not to be famous for it.

My messenger is mr_cucumber4u, if you care to contact me that way. I'm on occasionally.

I like weird questions.

I like weird answers.

I learn more from questions than I do from answers.

I really enjoy it when people I don't really know start talking to me about interesting things.

I like sharpies.

I dislike art-and-craft type activities.

Rock Band is SO fun.

I like absurd humor.

The future is an astounding place.