I'm a 23-year-old straight white guy named Jason who has a mohawk. Honestly, I just want to spend time with girls. Whether it's with one girl or with several, I just want to spend the maximum amount of time I can trying to make them happy. Especially while totally naked.
I love watching movies and eating.







I bought my wand at Ollivander's. I've taken the Gom Jabbar. I've defeated Sauron, Voldemort, and Shai'tan. I have Luggage made of Sapient Pearwood. I've soloed Onyxia. I've saved the Princess. I've quit the band. All your base are belong to me. I've dined at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe. Wil Wheaton is my bitch. I've cast loads of things into the fires of Mt. Doom. I have a signed copy of the Necronomicon, by the Mad Arab Abdul Alhazred. I've Transformed and Rolled Out! Me and my brother Kyle here, we was hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road. I worship the Goddess Althena. I've been seduced by the Dark Side. I beat the Mother Brain. I will never understand what Dilithium Crystals actually do. I've never lost a game in the Battle Room. I drink Bawls by the case. I've ridden alongside the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. I know Kung Fu. I've had adamantium fused to my skeleton. I call her Vera. I've been accused of Chasing Amy. I got back together with the band. My wallet is the one that says Bad Mother Fucker on it. I am the Dungeon Master. I took home a piece of the Aggro Crag. My bosses didn't like me so they shot me into space! I've used Mjolnir mk.VIs, MI drop-suits, Veritechs, even the occasional Eva.